offtopic
offtopic by fucefucker November 25, 2007
offtopic (group)
AIDS, Cancer, Syphilis...and all of the disease on this universe
This facebook group is the most popular teen-group in Romania.
GOLDEN RULE : You haven't right to free-speech
This facebook group is the most popular teen-group in Romania.
GOLDEN RULE : You haven't right to free-speech
offtopic (group) by GramarNazi204 November 17, 2016
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Going off topic
What I do too much of the time when I'm trying to write stories. I can never finish them because I get distracted too much by the kids in the neighborhood pissing around outside an contracting STDs. Which I don't think is good given that they're 10-14 year olds. When I was their age I had to walk 3 miles to school and sneak past a roman blockade. Kids these days have it too damn easy. They eat 4 times as much as they need because they're spoiled little brats. In Africa children are starving and being conscripted into child armies.
Where was I? Oh yeah, STDs. It stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease. You get them from unprotected sex. Sluts have them. It's all fun and games until you get one.
Where was I? Oh yeah, STDs. It stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease. You get them from unprotected sex. Sluts have them. It's all fun and games until you get one.
Guy 1: I had unproctected sex with this hot blonde! Then I got an STD
Guy 2: ouch man.
Guy 3: we're going off topic from talking about the test this morning.
Guy 2: ouch man.
Guy 3: we're going off topic from talking about the test this morning.
Going off topic by WaffleGhost April 16, 2014
Off Topic
newbag 1: I love hitler am I cool now
newbag 2: obama x kidsquid
avecy: NEWBAGS FUCK YOU ASSHOLES I AM SUPERIOR FUCK YOU
newbag 1: omg I love splatoon
edgy kid: I am going to kill myself now give me attention oh wait me webcam broke ;((((((((((((((
off topic in a nutshell
newbag 2: obama x kidsquid
avecy: NEWBAGS FUCK YOU ASSHOLES I AM SUPERIOR FUCK YOU
newbag 1: omg I love splatoon
edgy kid: I am going to kill myself now give me attention oh wait me webcam broke ;((((((((((((((
off topic in a nutshell
Off Topic by oddblooger June 9, 2015
you are slipping off topic
you are slipping off topic by walkergang schmidt December 9, 2019
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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