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Basically it is agreeing with someone or saying ok.
Person 1:"A we finna smoke on something, you tryin to fade?"
Person 2:"Offtop"
Offtop by i Go 36 October 5, 2008

offtopic 

offtopic is a website where people go and talk shit about anything and everything.
i saw pharmokan get tomashed by bryan boy on offtopic yesterday, it was mad gay son.
offtopic by fucefucker November 25, 2007

offtopic (group) 

AIDS, Cancer, Syphilis...and all of the disease on this universe
This facebook group is the most popular teen-group in Romania.
GOLDEN RULE : You haven't right to free-speech
Dude..this live on facebook is sooo offtopic (group)
offtopic (group) by GramarNazi204 November 17, 2016

bee swarm simulator offtopic 

A place where absolutely no one is funny and is just complete hell
"My friend is from bee swarm simulator offtopic and he's SO unfunny!"

Offtopification 

Of, or having to do with points being deducted for an academic assignment due to not staying on the assigned topic.
I was suppose to write my essay on border issues and had points deduced for offtopification when I, instead, wrote about polar bears.

offtopicpark 

A pale imitation of another website, TalkPark, created with the actual belief that nobody would notice. Has since been shut down and re-opened many times as the sole remaining administrator is a twat
Hey have you heard of offtopicpark?
You mean talkpark?
No, offtopicpark!
Well no then.
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