Offeep

A measure for preventing further contact with creeps.

I used an offeep on that creep, he shat himself.

by foolkid January 5, 2021

banana offee

When one proceeds to use the peel of a banana as a masturbatory tool.

Example:

The only thing better then the banana split I had last night was the banana offee right after.

by frootfoocker August 23, 2011

offerpal

A pal or buddy that makes you an offer for something and it seems good, but they are actually just ripping you off.

My Offerpal just ripped me off!

by superbaddude October 1, 2009

Offee

Office coffee. A bitter, dull, sludge-like liquid people force themselves to swallow when they need a hit of caffeine but have neither the time nor the inclination to leave the office for coffee.

GUY 1: "Man, I'm so tired. Going to make myself a cup of that offee."

GUY2: Good luck with that.

by seanmlee October 12, 2008

Offee

The coffee which is so off that it's called Offee!

Why are you having an offee?!

by Zoyka June 28, 2019

Offenpressed

Offended and impressed in equal measures

I was offenpressed when he hid the cookies from me, knowing that I would eat them in the middle of the night.

by Godfrey Work July 25, 2019

barriss offee

A hating ass bitch.

Barriss Offee is a dumbass hating ass manipulating ass bitch.

by firstname bunchanumbuhs March 16, 2024