seanmlee's definitions

Irritable Baby Syndrome (IBS)

When your baby is driving you crazy. Baby meaning new-born, infant, toddler and up.

My baby didn't sleep last night. So neither did I. Today, I have a serious case of "Irritable Baby Syndrome (IBS)." Stay away.

by seanmlee July 20, 2011

Madame's Apple

Female adam's apple.

She has a deep voice. Must be that Madame's Apple

by seanmlee July 23, 2010

Nonversation

A conversation in which words are exchanged between people — often co-workers — but nothing is really said.

Two office colleagues bump into each other in the hallway. This is them having a nonversation:

Office worker #1: Hey, so I heard it went well.

Office worker #2: Yup. Went great.
Office worker #1: Glad to hear. And we're still good for Tuesday?
Office worker #2: Yup. Nothing's changed.

Office worker #1: Great. Well let me know if anything does.
Office worker #2: Of course.
Office worker #1: Ok, great. Thanks.

by seanmlee December 10, 2012

Offee

Office coffee. A bitter, dull, sludge-like liquid people force themselves to swallow when they need a hit of caffeine but have neither the time nor the inclination to leave the office for coffee.

GUY 1: "Man, I'm so tired. Going to make myself a cup of that offee."

GUY2: Good luck with that.

by seanmlee October 12, 2008