Off my tits 

Basically extremely intoxicated, blurred vision and beer goggles are all part of the deal.

Ann: God last night was good!
John: ah yeah, was good can't remember much, was with some fat bird I think but it's okay, cus I was off my tits!

Off my tits by MirreyBirrey May 17, 2010

off my tits 

To be VERY much under the influence of a substance. Most commonly used as either an excuse or a conversation starter.

A variation of sozzled

"I only kissed him because I was off my tits" OR "God, I was so off my tits last night, I don't know how I got home"

off my tits by The Traveller August 24, 2005

Buzzing Off My Tits 

A euphoric state-of-mind which is similar to the effect of drugs. It involves a heightened sense of joy. Can overcome anyone at anytime.

Not to be used in front of family members, because it might sound inappropriate.

Miriam said to Liz: I'm buzzing off my tits!

*

I was wigging, but now i'm buzzing off my tits!

Buzzing Off My Tits by Big Mushrooms April 22, 2011

getting off my tits

Getting totally drunk

I'm going out tonight and getting off my tits!!

getting off my tits by Jusjay69 December 30, 2016

Pissed fucked off my hammer tits 

To be very drunk. Derived from various English and American slang terms for drunkenness.

Jane: "Did you have many drinks today?"
Brandon: "Hell yeah, I am pissed fucked off my hammer tits!"

Pissed fucked off my hammer tits by manfromengland November 10, 2010

Freezing my tits off.

A way of describing the fact that one is cold.

Hurry up mate, I'm "Freezing my tits off." out here in the snow!

Freezing my tits off. by Acky190 February 9, 2009

Buzzing my tits off 

The highest level of excitement atainable. Literally as happy as you can be

After winning the lottery....."I am buzzing my tits off oh my god oh my god!"

Buzzing my tits off by therealjb November 27, 2010