Off beat

When a disabled fuck tries to hit a dance move on the beat but is 3-4 business days off.

Juan: Let me hit dis move real quick *doesn't hit it in time*
Travis: Damn negro you like 23 minuttes off you bean lookin mf
Juan: Damn.... i really am off beat

by can u let a nigga borrow a pen August 31, 2023

off-beat

blueface

his albums off-beat
it will grow on you

by Gamers4sho March 14, 2020

off beat

ye aight blueface baby

just watch respect my crypin or the next big thang off beat

by snız January 04, 2019

Off-beat Susan

Off-beat Susan
n.

1. A bizarre sex act in which a male receives anal intercourse from a female wearing a strap on phallus.
2. The act is "off-beat" in the sense that it is disturbing and weird and incorporates the feminine name "Susan" due to the distinct gender reversal.

Ted recieved his first off-beat Susan from Jane, and the sick bastard enjoyed it.

by Joe/Eric October 29, 2004

off the beat

the best co-ed collegiate a cappella group in the country, composed of undergraduates at the university of pennsylvania. they specialize in pop and modern rock.

yo, that off the beat show up in philly was DOPE.

by quake05 March 14, 2004

Cracked off the beat

A gaming culture term, referring to when one possesses skill of the utmost caliber, usually in reference to when someone performs a skillful task in an FPS. Similar to the term cracked, but one level higher.

Did you see FUAD clutch that 1v3 on Dust II yesterday? He's cracked off the beat bro!

by Narakgar September 09, 2019

beating off

1) Slang term for male masturbation.

2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.

See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle

When your little brother is taking three showers a day, each for 45 minutes...he’s probably beating off!

by Cappy1 July 10, 2018