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The dilemma of the son of a bitch 

When you have responsabilities that you don't want to do, but you're still bored and don't know what to do.
You: Uuuhh. I'm sooo bored, Jeff !
Jeff : don't worry, it's the dilemma of the son of a bitch! You're just a huge failure and I hope you won't get anything in life.

son of the morning 

Another name for 'Lucifer' (Latin: literally meaning 'light bearing') has not always been associated with the fallen angel, Satan. Originally, it was simply the Roman name of the planet Venus, the 'morning star' that rose just before the sun. ... In Isaiah 14:12, we find the Hebrew phrase, "HeYLeL BeN-ShaCHaR", meaning 'bright son of the morning/dawn' (i.e. 'bright/glowing morning star'). In the Greek version of the Old Testament (the Septuagint), this was translated as 'Phosphorus' (the Greek name of the morning star), and thence translated 'Lucifer' in the Latin Vulgate bible. Isaiah chapter 14 probably condemns the arrogance of the kings of Babylon who considered themselves glorious as the morning star, yet fell to earth. However, due to a confusion of the passages Isaiah 14:12, Luke 10:18 and Revelation 12:7-10, the name 'Lucifer' became applied to the Devil.
"Lucifer son of the morning, I'm gonna chase you out of
earth!"
Max Romeo,'Chase The Devil'
son of the morning by mrforde August 22, 2006

Rolf, The Son of a Sheperd

One of the most interesting characters on Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy. This guy lives on a farm complete with animals, a shed, and places to grow crops. He doesn't like Eddy's scams much...even though he is usually one of the first to fall for them.
He says some of the weirdest stuff:
'Show me where your mama lives!'
'Mama! A bandage for Rolf!'
'Foolish youth! The beet is the answer to all!'

Son of the Wyooter

A creature of southern folklore found in the thick woods of Wingate University in North Carolina. The father (a.k.a. "The Wyooter") was spotted last in southern Tennessee. The son is believed to have enormous glow in the dark square eyes and large sharp claws and teeth. It haunts Wingate University's campus each year around Halloween. While no sightings have been recorded, it's presence is felt throughout the student body.

son of the suns

The chosen one who will bring balance to the Force; Anakin Skywalker.
"...And in the time of greatest
despair there shall come a savior,
and he shall be known as: THE SON
OF THE SUNS."
Journal of the Whills, 3:127
son of the suns by teen January 22, 2004

Son of the Beach 

A hilarious, albeit extremely slapstick and rather stupid, telivision program that aired on the cable network FX at the beginning of the 21st century A.D. The show was very satirical in nature, and full of innuendo and knockoffs of various cultures, movies, and so on.
The main character's name was Notch Johnson, and some of the other characters included BJ Cummings, Spank the Monkey, and Porcelain Bidet.
You'd have to watch it a good bit to really understand what was going on.
Son of the Beach was a show which almost nobody watched, and fewer people understood.
Son of the Beach by dude, schwing February 12, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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