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Oesterling 

Oesterlings are a tight knit clan of caring people. They hail from the continent of Europe. Oesterlings are hard working folk that have strong values.
Kid: Dad, I got an A on my test!
Father: Wow, you're working like an Oesterling!
Oesterling by MATTCLARY April 28, 2011
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Kent Island Oystering 

The act of cumming into your partners anus and having them push it back out into your cupped hand. They then proceed to slurp the semen from your hand like a freshly shucked oyster.
Jason and his date wanted to try some Kent Island Oystering.

Oystering 

Wanking into someones hand (or your own) then guzzling the contents down your throat as you would an oyster
Steph enjoyed her evening so much that she offered to go oystering after cheese and biscuits
Oystering by Steviet1811 March 8, 2011

Oystering 

Giving a blowjob with no condom (AKA ‘sucking it raw’, like eating an oyster)
“She was oystering me when her boyfriend came home”
Oystering by Angelab22 May 24, 2019

Ostering 

The act of shaveing ones pubic hairs and distributeing them over someones property.
He just Osterd taht guys locker. I just got in trouple for Ostering.
Ostering by Magoogan March 10, 2010

esterling 

it is when Esterling loves shanequa
every single time Esterling looks at Shanequa he says he loves her
esterling by Aveeno October 3, 2007

jesterling 

(Adv.) When concerning a persons immediate area of vocal dominance. Where one hits his/her metaphorical stride (quip-like, including clean and succinct delivery. As well as a correct, and necessary physical expression to coincide with the auditory event. Sustained delivery through the interjection of others is a notable sign of this event happening. It leads to a proper admiration of the person involved, just through the admission of well delivered lines, sayings, and/or clever remark(s).

This occurrence is independent of alcohol, or any other drug. This is the persons chosen state of being given their current condition.
"Preston was jesterling all night. His quips where perfect."

"No insult could stop Phyllis from jesterling all night."

"All of them were jesterling, just tearing down the ladies defenses."

"You see Norman over there with that brunette. He's been jesterling all night next to her. She definitely liking it.
jesterling by Gary S Ize January 5, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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