A working octopus father who tries his hardest to provide for his family. With his bright orange appearance, he stumbles around the housetrying to complete basic tasks using his tentacle grip.
"he's a douchebag six ways to Sunday...plus an extra Monday and Tuesday thrown in for good measure." also "it takes eight normal douchebags to equal the amount of vinegar and water flowing through his veins. What an Octodouche"