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Octodad
A working octopus father who tries his hardest to provide for his family. With his bright orange appearance, he stumbles around the house trying to complete basic tasks using his tentacle grip.
Octodad by Usangilover123 September 4, 2017
Octodrop
Octodrop by leinster23 February 3, 2009
Octodogs
Cut a hotdog in half. Make 4 slits across the cut base of the sausage. Pull the slits down to half way, now you have your Octodog.
Octodogs by Michael Brusher November 13, 2014
Octodouche
"he's a douchebag six ways to Sunday...plus an extra Monday and Tuesday thrown in for good measure." also "it takes eight normal douchebags to equal the amount of vinegar and water flowing through his veins. What an Octodouche"
Octodouche by nofax1 June 3, 2009
ochoed
ochoed by OchO_CinCo[HoF] June 17, 2008
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026