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oppodouche

One of your friends who, when around the opposite sex, completely changes. This leads to them telling you to stop being so disrespectful and to be more sensitive just to look better themselves. Usually male. Pronouned oppo as in opposite.
Day 1, You: hahahaha look how fat that girl is
Day 1, Them: hahahaha girl needs her own area code SON

Day 2 with opposite sex, You: hahahaha look how fat that girl is
Day 2 with opposite sex, Them: That is very insensitive of you and I'm sure she has a very hard time trying to lose it also. You should learn to be more respecful to girls.
You: (thinking to yourself) He's a fucking oppodouche
oppodouche by TLC1234 September 24, 2005
Related Words

Outdouche 

To surpass or exceed a douchebag in performance; to one-up a douchebag.
Douchebag: Damn, I've already spent over $500 on food and drinks the last 2 days in Chicago and we haven't even had dinner tonight yet.

Outdoucher: oh yea? Well, I outdouched you by spending $750 tonight on an amazing sushi dinner!!
Outdouche by Duperpooper June 21, 2012

outdouched 

1. used to describe a situation when one is bested by a doucher or multiple douchers in any number of environments

2. condition occurring, when despite ones best efforts, is gotten over upon by someone with ulterior motives

3. one can also outdouche ones opponent by succeeding despite their opponents best efforts
examples
1. I was going to leave work early but the boss outdouched me again.

2. I was totally going to get that girl's number but I was outdouched by some guy that probably has VD.

3. They were going to fire me but I outdouched them and got a promotion
outdouched by hwic December 27, 2007