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Loving Father. Caring Husband. Secret Octopus.
Guy 1: Something looks weird about that guy

Guy 2: He just looks like a normal guy to me

Octodad: *blub*
Octodad by rojersm April 20, 2014
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A working octopus father who tries his hardest to provide for his family. With his bright orange appearance, he stumbles around the house trying to complete basic tasks using his tentacle grip.
Octodad is my rolemodel because he perseveres through the most difficult of tasks.
Octodad by Usangilover123 September 4, 2017
A man foolish enough to offer sperm to a welfare mom who already has six children, but then smart enough to want to cash in on her future millions by claiming fatherhood of the brood.
When the welfare mom looked like poverty forever, no one spoke up, but when stardom (and cash) looked imminent, Octaddy showed his face to claim his own fertile fame.
Octaddy by Frogman Tim2 February 23, 2009

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026