A working octopus father who tries his hardest to provide for his family. With his bright orange appearance, he stumbles around the house trying to complete basic tasks using his tentacle grip.
A man foolish enough to offer sperm to a welfare mom who already has six children, but then smart enough to want to cash in on her future millions by claiming fatherhood of the brood.
When the welfare mom looked like poverty forever, no one spoke up, but when stardom (and cash) looked imminent, Octaddy showed his face to claim his own fertile fame.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.