Octopus

A creep who touches as many girls he can get his hands on and seems to grow hands with the consumption of alcohol or when submerged in a hot tub.

That octopus groped Dotty when she was climbing a ladder.

That freako octopus fondled my jugs when he was pouring a beer in the hot tub.

by Sri Lankan Catnap January 17, 2009

Octopus

A guy who repeatedly trying to touch a girl despite her not wanting or inviting it.

He puts his hand on the back of her neck, she shrugs it off then seconds later he tries to put arm around her waist.

She feels harassed and tells him to f*ck right off

"Dude tried to put is arm around my waist in the gallery. I told him to back off then seconds later he tries it again. It's like fending off an octopus"

by claireg November 9, 2009

Octopus

It's an ocean fish with eight arms.

Look Dave! It's an octopus

by Redoct878 December 28, 2019

Octopus

Someone who is a coward or pussy to an extreme degree (i.e. a pussy to the exponential power of 8)

"Eek! A ladybug just landed on me!!"
"Dude, seriously? You're such an octopus."

by Patsywatsy May 13, 2016

Octopus

an orgy with 8 girls

hey bro did you hear about the octopus chad had with the chi omega girls last night?

by Fort Collins HS November 29, 2020

Octopus

A creature with a head and eight dicks used to massage the vagina

Brenden: “Dang motherfucker that creature has eight dicks!”

David: “Oh that’s just an octopus”

by Grandma Toots April 27, 2019

Octopus

Completing the act of having sex eight times in one day

Yo bro, give me Some knuckles, I just went full octopus on that hottie with a body.

by Razor “the bad guy” Ramon May 30, 2020