Octnod 

A person of stupid decent, a large specimen with abnormal qualities.

My cousin is such a octnod!

Octnod by StupidApe November 28, 2024

Octodad 

Loving Father. Caring Husband. Secret Octopus.

Guy 1: Something looks weird about that guy

Guy 2: He just looks like a normal guy to me

Octodad: *blub*

Octodad by rojersm April 20, 2014

Octodad 

A working octopus father who tries his hardest to provide for his family. With his bright orange appearance, he stumbles around the house trying to complete basic tasks using his tentacle grip.

Octodad is my rolemodel because he perseveres through the most difficult of tasks.

Octodad by Usangilover123 September 4, 2017

Octodrop 

To take 8 pills at once.

Person 1: I'm considering octodropping this weekend.
Person 2: Nice....

Octodrop by leinster23 February 3, 2009

Octodogs 

Cut a hotdog in half. Make 4 slits across the cut base of the sausage. Pull the slits down to half way, now you have your Octodog.

I'm having Octodogs for Dinner!!

Octodogs by Michael Brusher November 13, 2014

Octnotsober 

An entire month were an individual is drunk from October 1st until Halloween. It is like no-shave-November; but instead of not shaving for a month, you must not stop drinking for an entire month.

October is my favorite month because of Halloween, it's mid fall season (the best season), and because it's Octnotsober month! Not sober for all of October!

Octnotsober by nathtombermy September 13, 2010

Octodouche 

One who engages in such douchebaggery that it permeates your soul.

"he's a douchebag six ways to Sunday...plus an extra Monday and Tuesday thrown in for good measure." also "it takes eight normal douchebags to equal the amount of vinegar and water flowing through his veins. What an Octodouche"

Octodouche by nofax1 June 3, 2009