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outfielder 

Much like an Upper Decker but instead of defacating in the upper part of a toilet you defacate in a water softener salt tank. Mostly used in the country where people have wells and need water softeners to remove hardness, iron, etc.
That party sucked. I was going to give them an Upper Decker but when I saw the water softener in the bathroom closet I decided to give them an Outfielder instead.
outfielder by bill1970 November 12, 2009

Outfielding 

The act in which a person gropes the butt of another. Generally while making out or at least as a sign of attraction.

It's not exactly a base, but still part of the game.
"Did you hear about Ben?"
"Yeah! He was outfielding Jessica!"

"How far did you get?"
"All the bases. And even got to the outfield."

"He outfielded Lilly all night. Everyone saw."
Being completed wasted to the point you dont know what to do with yourself.
Man if i hit that shit again ill be ocified
ocified by dave July 9, 2004

Outfield 

A band that was big in the 80's but not one gives a fuck about them now...according to the Jerky Boys.
Silverman: What position do you want to play?
Caller: The outfield
Silverman: Hey asshole, I gotta make money on you. We need you up front where the cameras can see you. The outfield was big in the 80's but no one gives a fuck about them now.
Outfield by Bunk Master Flex December 17, 2009

Octifeceitis 

Having a poopy outlook.
After being fired for no reason, Joe has a bad case of octifeceitis.

outfielder 

When a male jizzes and it shoots out away from them and then be for it hits the ground he catches it
Little Tim was a outfielder this morning