Obtination

The latter process of obtained information. Obtaining information could be deemed at information obtination.

Food chains are pathways for energy obtination.

The obtination of the weapons are far beyond necessary.

Obtination by madness hammer June 5, 2011

Natural Obligation 

A euphemism reffering to sexual intercourse, according to a Ugandan news host.

"Do you perform the natural obligation?"

Natural Obligation by Janiktheinformer December 28, 2022

Offended Out Of Obligation 

When someone says something that may be considered policatically incorrect and you put on a front that you are offended so that outsdiers think you are a good person, when deep down you think it is funny as shit!

Greg: What is the difference between a black man and a pizza?

Oliver: Huh?

Greg: A pizza can feed a family of four! LOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Oliver: Dude you are racist...that is uncool and offensive to African Americans and the general public!

Greg: Dude....you are just Offended Out Of Obligation.....or OO'd

Oliver: Untruth! Bye!

Oliver: (moments later in private room) OMFG!!!! LMFAO!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL.....BLACK GUY AND PIZZA HAHAHAHAHA!

Offended Out Of Obligation by therealmccoy22 November 24, 2009

obomination

A combination of the word "abomination" and the name "Obama". Used to describe any dogpile produced by this particular president.

Andrew : Jesus Crist! Another fucking bailout, wtf could make this obomination worse?

Richard : Hillary 2012

obomination by darker May 20, 2009

Oblication 

Taking valuable vacation time and dollars for obligatory family or friend visits. Usually oblications blow your PTO balance at work, meaning you will not have a real vacation in the foreseable future.

We didn't make it to the Carribean this year because we sent spring break on an oblication to see the in-laws.

Oblication by Karen H February 13, 2008

Facebook Obligation 

The act of liking or commenting on one's friends post on Facebook, not because you feel like posting but because they often comment or like yours.

I couldn't care less that Arianna's son just had a great birthday party, but I had to like her post out of Facebook obligation. She is always commenting on and liking my shit.

Facebook Obligation by ACRanger August 30, 2010

Oblication 

A required or expected visit to family/in-laws during your vacation time. Not exactly what would qualify as a holiday.
But would be a combined obligation/vacation.

"Are you going on vacation this summer?"
"No" he said, "I'm going on an oblication to see family who I haven't see since last year.

Oblication by Systemsfarm August 4, 2008