OBLIGATIONIST 

One who obligates;

Yes, you know one ... Perhaps you are one? It's that person who's name causes you to roll your eyes and taste the metallic acid of dread in the back of your throat. The Obligationist is the reason that you screen your calls. The Obligationist is the person behind the dreaded holiday dinner that ruins the spirit for the day. The Obligationist is the person who "volunteers" to help you out, just to be "a friend", then reminds you of that favor for the rest of your living days. The Obligationist is the person who is somehow in your life, but you can not figure out what terrible thing you did, in this life or some other, that you should deserve this. The Obligationist is a vile person who feeds on your life energy so it can feel alive.

This is someone who keeps showing up in your life like dog crap on your shoe. This person is a continuous source of frustration and irritation. A gnat circling your head in the night, it's incessant buzzing waking you just before you drop off into peaceful sleep. They are like a rash that will not go away. Obligationism is an art form for the losers of our world ... It is a black art. A dark craft practiced by people without a clear vision of "self".

They will find something that you need, or get involved with someone who you can not avoid. It is as difficult to rid yourself of the Obligationists as it is to rid your body of a wart, or an infestation of lice ... Serious measures must be taken. The question is; Are you willing to do what must be done? The Obligationist will always try to have some sort of hold on you. It is not easy to escape once one has latched on.

DAMN!, It's that girl who left her panties at my house last weekend calling again! What an OBLIGATIONIST!

OBLIGATIONIST by Vmaximus August 25, 2009

obligationship 

A relationship based off of obligation.

I have a weird obligationship with my ex coworker. He always wants to hang out and it would be too awkward to say no.

obligationship by Daniel fremouw November 1, 2015

asian obligations 

The stuff that most Asians are obligated to do. Includes orchestra, debate, piano, rigorous classes, math team and so on.

White kid: Hey Cho, can you hang out after school?
Azn kid: I doubt it. I've got a debate meeting after school, I have to study for an AP Chem test and then I have to go to an orchestra concert.
White kid: Asian obligations, eh?
Azn kid: Yup.

asian obligations by crusty.noah August 21, 2007

moral obligations 

1. The compulsions brought on by our sensitivity to one another; Doing what we know to be right, regardless of how difficult it may be.

2. The compulsions brought on by religious teachings free of common sense; an excuse to attempt to aid the people around you, regardless of whether your help is wanted or needed.

1. We have a moral obligation to help the victims of natural disasters.

2. The president has a moral obligation to spread his religion.

moral obligations by Somebody Else February 22, 2005

alphabetical obligations

Bobligation: (1) What Robert is required to do. (2) Da binding agreement to either have short hair or make something undulate.
Cobligation: (1) A mandatory action regarding da center portion of an ear of corn. (2) Something dat a male swan must do.
DOBligation: Refers to an instance where you have to state when you were born.
Fobligation: Da mandatory use of a large object to attach to your watch-chain.
Gobligation: Where you need to gather scattered material and combine it all into one lump.
Hobligation: Local building-code regarding da metal food-warming platform in yer fireplace.
Jobligation: (1) An edict dat states dat you must be employed if you are able. (2) Where an employer is required to hire you and keep you on his staff unless you either quit or are convicted of a work-related wrongdoing.
Lobligation: An agreement dat states dat you hafta throw something.
Mobligation: A rule dat requires a large number of da available residents to gather in a group.
Robligation: (1) See first example at da beginning of this list. (2) Where someone is required to steal, break-and-enter, etc.
Sobligation: Where you hafta noisily shed some tears.

Most alphabetical obligations make little sense in real life, but they are fun to say and amusing to think about.

alphabetical obligations by QuacksO June 9, 2020

family obligations

code for sexual relations within a relationship

Me: " did you fulfill your family obligations with your spouse this weekend?"
You: " oh no, We were way too busy and exhausted to consummate."

family obligations by geojetson June 8, 2018

Natural obligations

An incredibly posh way to say you are taking a shit.

Do you perform the natural obligations?

Natural obligations by mysteriousstranger619 July 23, 2021