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A "ghetto black Friday sale" describes any home robbery that takes place in the days immediately following the Black Friday shopping extravaganza. It is assumed that homes are targeted during this time due to an increased chance of new electronics being present in the house, and a general interest by local burglars in sharing in the holiday shopping tradition.
Kevin : So there was a ghetto black Friday sale at my house yesterday.
Dave : You mean some black people broke into your house and stole your family's stuff?
Kevin : Pretty much.
Dave : You mean some black people broke into your house and stole your family's stuff?
Kevin : Pretty much.
by Darker December 1, 2010
Get the Ghetto Black Friday Salemug. During the physical act of lovemaking a man first inserts his penis directly into his partners asshole he then proceeds to quickly consume a strategically placed fast food item, while additionally attempting to keep his member securly in his partners anus.
Special care will often be taken such that the subjugated party first hears the removal of the wrapping from the fast food, and then is confronted by the stark realization that their partner is in fact enjoying both decadence of anal sex and white trash american foodstuffs.
Special care will often be taken such that the subjugated party first hears the removal of the wrapping from the fast food, and then is confronted by the stark realization that their partner is in fact enjoying both decadence of anal sex and white trash american foodstuffs.
Jason : Hey dude you know what I did to Katie last night?
Roger : What man ?
Jason : I gave her the old number two happy meal --- she wouldn't even look at me afterward. It was fucking epic.
Roger : What man ?
Jason : I gave her the old number two happy meal --- she wouldn't even look at me afterward. It was fucking epic.
by darker May 11, 2009
Get the Number two happy mealmug. A fairy tale divorce is something that a man and woman both might hear about from their friends, and to each the term has a fundamentally different connotation. To a male, a fairy tale divorce implies an escape from a marriage with only minor fiscal, physical, and emotional losses. To a female, a fairy tale divorce means that ex-hubbie decided that a good divorce lawyer was a luxury he could not afford.
Charlie : So Rich are how did it work out with the lawyers?
Richard : She got the house, but I got the car and the camp.
Charlie : You know you got off pretty lucky on this one.
Richard : Yeah, I can't deny it fuckin' fairy tale divorce as far as I'm concerned.
Charlie : She let you off pretty easy for all that screwing around.
Richard : Yep, stupid and big tits that's what I married her for. Hopefully, she finds a nice rich dude who enjoys watching desparate housewives and listening to her talk about the joys of teaching 3rd grade.
Richard : She got the house, but I got the car and the camp.
Charlie : You know you got off pretty lucky on this one.
Richard : Yeah, I can't deny it fuckin' fairy tale divorce as far as I'm concerned.
Charlie : She let you off pretty easy for all that screwing around.
Richard : Yep, stupid and big tits that's what I married her for. Hopefully, she finds a nice rich dude who enjoys watching desparate housewives and listening to her talk about the joys of teaching 3rd grade.
by Darker August 10, 2010
Get the fairy tale divorcemug. In the annuals of recorded history known as the Facebook news-feed one will typically notice several girls on you friend list using the "status update" feature to bitch about their lives. All women tend to complain, but in a case of specific fat chick aggression syndrome the complaints will have a typically "sharp edge", and will go beyond any of the normal bounds of conversation. For example, a normal case of female bullshit could involve a young gentleman or a failed exam, but unique to fat chick aggression is the consistent update of mental, social, and physical failure along with an implicit request for support. True sufferers should fire off one of these posts at least twice weekly.
These are examples of Facebook status updates where the term "Fat Chick Aggression" could be a good descriptor.
Amanda : My friend said that if your going to jump off a bridge set yourself on fire so we can all see it. I'm jumping off my bridge.
Shiloh : My dad once told me I failed to live up to his expectations.
Amber : My parents called me today. I don't think they understand ....
Kate : I can't believe how shitty life is. I just watched "The View", and there was someone on there basically saying that people with manic depression should just "suck it up". After watching the other lady on there I think I'm bipolar too. That guy was such a jerk!!!
Amanda : My friend said that if your going to jump off a bridge set yourself on fire so we can all see it. I'm jumping off my bridge.
Shiloh : My dad once told me I failed to live up to his expectations.
Amber : My parents called me today. I don't think they understand ....
Kate : I can't believe how shitty life is. I just watched "The View", and there was someone on there basically saying that people with manic depression should just "suck it up". After watching the other lady on there I think I'm bipolar too. That guy was such a jerk!!!
by Darker June 9, 2011
Get the Fat Chick Aggressionmug. A Western NY phenomena; the so-called "Chippewa Guido" represents an amalgamated term used to disparage a group of men who walk the line between homosexual and heterosexual and who frequent the ale houses along West Chippewa St. in Buffalo, NY. As the name implies, this group is represented by "men" of roughly Italian origin however, in recent years some of both Middle Eastern and Latino decent may also join their ranks based on considered adoption of meterosexual fashion.
A Chippewa Guido can be recognized by several key traits. The first is hair gel - the more the better. The second is that they are inordinately loud, and will scream at helpless televisions despite the fact that the people on the TV cannot hear them. Third, they talk about their sexual conquests incessantly.
As to mating, one or more Chippewa Guido's will often attempt to approach on a single lady or group of ladies and will then will attempt to enthrall them using a semi-erotic courtship display. The prevalence and success of such acts weather or not they result in coitus are used within the group establish pack-dominance.
A Chippewa Guido can be recognized by several key traits. The first is hair gel - the more the better. The second is that they are inordinately loud, and will scream at helpless televisions despite the fact that the people on the TV cannot hear them. Third, they talk about their sexual conquests incessantly.
As to mating, one or more Chippewa Guido's will often attempt to approach on a single lady or group of ladies and will then will attempt to enthrall them using a semi-erotic courtship display. The prevalence and success of such acts weather or not they result in coitus are used within the group establish pack-dominance.
Roger : I fucking hate this bar, it cost me 10$ to get in and the whole place is stuffed with sausage.
Helen : It's not as bad as you think look at the Chippewa Guido’s over there. I don't think they are a threat to you.
Roger : Your thinking sword fighting ?
Helen : I'm just saying. When men hook up, you win. I mean look at this place there are more men than women, but most of these dudes are probably going home together.
Roger : You make an excellent point, but I really don't like the way that Turkish dude is looking at my package. Let's get the fuck out of here.
Helen : It's not as bad as you think look at the Chippewa Guido’s over there. I don't think they are a threat to you.
Roger : Your thinking sword fighting ?
Helen : I'm just saying. When men hook up, you win. I mean look at this place there are more men than women, but most of these dudes are probably going home together.
Roger : You make an excellent point, but I really don't like the way that Turkish dude is looking at my package. Let's get the fuck out of here.
by Darker January 21, 2010
Get the Chippewa Guidomug. "BBW" is an acronym that stands for "Big Beautiful Woman" that arose from the "fat acceptance" movement in the 1980's. Originally, it was intended to help obese girls accept that they did not have to live up to societies standards, and that it was "ok" to be curvy. Since it's inception the term has mutated to refer to the the self declarative - "I am a fat whore, I like to get plugged, and I have very low standards".
Rodger : So my buddy Justin answer a craigslist ad for a 25 year old BBW housewife.
Dodger : Really? How did that work out for him ?
Rodger : I don't know dude, but there are some things that you just can't unhear. The jist of it is that he got his penis lost in the folds.
Dodger : Really, can you do that ?
Rodger : Yes. Apparently you can.
Dodger : Really? How did that work out for him ?
Rodger : I don't know dude, but there are some things that you just can't unhear. The jist of it is that he got his penis lost in the folds.
Dodger : Really, can you do that ?
Rodger : Yes. Apparently you can.
by Darker December 16, 2011
Get the BBWmug. The term "whorebag sally" can be used to describe a variety of different females that one might encounter in the day to day hustle and bustle of life. It is fundamentally synonymous with the terms "slut", "whore", and "skank", but adds in the definite class of using a compound term which other listeners may not understand. It also allows for one to pretend knowledge of a girls name without actually having said information potentially making the user look like a stud.
Roger : Check out the HB in the dress over there.
Dodger : Fucking right Whorebag Sally for the win.
Roger : You know that girl ?
Dodger : Naw, she's just a Whorebag Sally. It happens to be the hip way to say "slut" these days. You lower class peon.
Roger : ::Stunned Silence::
Dodger : Fucking right Whorebag Sally for the win.
Roger : You know that girl ?
Dodger : Naw, she's just a Whorebag Sally. It happens to be the hip way to say "slut" these days. You lower class peon.
Roger : ::Stunned Silence::
by Darker July 23, 2010
Get the Whorebag Sallymug.