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obliviation (ism);(ist) 

The state or practice or a practioner of total lack of awareness or indifference to the universe at large or the effects of one's actions on those around him.
Obliviationists do not use rear view mirrors, turn signals and do not mind if other shoppers cannot get around them when the block the lanes in grocery stores and other public places.
obliviation (ism);(ist) by J E Walker November 20, 2003

Oblivexting 

Obliv-ex-ting: to text while propelling oneself forward and not paying attention causing all sorts of DOOM in your wake.

Similar to Sexting but not nearly as explicit, and hospital bills instead of lawyer bills are usually involved.
This stupid freshman was oblivexting and walked directly into oncoming traffic causing a 6 car pile up during rush hour.
Oblivexting by Exibit ART September 30, 2009

Obliviation 

An indescribable horror; Oblivion and annihilated combined to create one black hole of madness.

Obliviated: rejected; crushed
When he refused to date me, he obliviated my soul.

There are no words for the obliviation I endured when I saw a ghost.
Obliviation by thrashunreal June 30, 2009

Obliviati 

plural noun: (singular: obliviatomiton) Refers to groups of people who walk in public in their own little bubble completely unaware of their surroundings including other people, traffic, the weather, natural disasters, and bears.
I'm late because I couldn't take a left on freakin' Union Ave because of all the obliviati milling about.

Watch where you're walking you dumb-ass obliviatomiton!
Obliviati by seattlewondergirl March 7, 2011

Obligating 

Verb. When one is doing things out of obligation rather than wishes or desires.
I'm obligating today, taking mom to her doctor's appointment, though I know she can drive herself, and then have to meet with Jeanine, because I haven't seen her in months and she is going through a divorce.

John is obligating, off with some buddies he hasn't seen in two years, just because they asked him to go; he didn't even want to go!
Obligating by missmissy June 24, 2016

Obliviation diet 

When you are so off your tits you will put anything in your gob.
Jackie "Urrgh crap, I feel so sick this morning"

Jude "That's no surprise dear, given your Obliviation diet last night. You were so wasted you munched your way through five bags of pork scratchings, a half-eaten kebab off the street, a used napkin, a random fella's cock on the bus on the way home and a tub of Vaseline"
Obliviation diet by laurab193 June 1, 2011
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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