Definitions by laurab193

Shamefaced Embrace 

Unexpected (and inappropriate) sexual climax following a particularly pleasurable cuddle

Karl "Did you see the Shamefaced Embrace between Pete and Candice last night?"

John "Yeah, he came in his pants for sure, what a tool"

Shamefaced Embrace by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Molestinction 

To put a stop to an over-sexed suitors’ wandering hands

The dirty bastard suffered molestinction after the young woman slapped him around the chops

Molestinction by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Bum Drunk Parade 

When you get so drunk it is obvious to people around you that you will permit anal sex if propositioned

Joan "Check out those completely pissed girls"

Karl "Bum Drunk Parade"

Bum Drunk Parade by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Mackerel Tango 

The last dance of the evening where a lady has removed her knickers beforehand to provide easy access in the event of scoring

Candice "There was a very savoury aroma in the club last night"

Susan "Oh, yes, I was doing the Mackerel Tango with Steve but he was having none of it"

Mackerel Tango by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Public Transplant 

When the novelty of using public transport with a group of friends makes you act like an utter fool; like your brain has been transplanted for that of a 2 year old

Susan "The bus ride into town was so embarrassing, it was as if the five of us had had a Public Transplant"

Public Transplant by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Karechokey 

A level of inebriation causing women to think they are excellent at singing and that will inevitably lead to them choking on a large fleshy microphone later that evening

Frank "Oh crap, Julie's doing her Lady Ga Ga impression again"

Karl "Karechokey; you should be pleased....."

Karechokey by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Bemuse Bouche

Unexpected foul-tasting oral contents. Usually fluid.

The warm liquid was so unexpectedly foul-tasting that she almost spat it on to the dinner table; it was a real Bemuse Bouche.

Bemuse Bouche by laurab193 June 1, 2011