laurab193's definitions

Karechokey

A level of inebriation causing women to think they are excellent at singing and that will inevitably lead to them choking on a large fleshy microphone later that evening

Frank "Oh crap, Julie's doing her Lady Ga Ga impression again"

Karl "Karechokey; you should be pleased....."

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Blowalicious

An unusually pleasurable fellatio session sweetened by the application of chocolate sauce to the pork sword.

That BJ was Blowalicious, I'm definitely a sweet vs savory person

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Secret Tweakers

Two or more seemingly heterosexual female friends, who, are in fact, raving nipple-tweaking lesbians.

Joe "I think Lucy and Jude are Secret Tweakers as neither of them laughed at my hilaroius joke last night"

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Shamefaced Embrace

Unexpected (and inappropriate) sexual climax following a particularly pleasurable cuddle

Karl "Did you see the Shamefaced Embrace between Pete and Candice last night?"

John "Yeah, he came in his pants for sure, what a tool"

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Bum Drunk Parade

When you get so drunk it is obvious to people around you that you will permit anal sex if propositioned

Joan "Check out those completely pissed girls"

Karl "Bum Drunk Parade"

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Mackerel Tango

The last dance of the evening where a lady has removed her knickers beforehand to provide easy access in the event of scoring

Candice "There was a very savoury aroma in the club last night"

Susan "Oh, yes, I was doing the Mackerel Tango with Steve but he was having none of it"

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

MayHamming

To dance in a ridiculous fashion until you can’t breathe properly through over-exertion or laughing.

To create mayhem and 'ham it up' on the dancefloor.

Did you see us MayHamming last night, I laughed so much I almost peed myself

by laurab193 June 1, 2011