Mackerel Tango

The last dance of the evening where a lady has removed her knickers beforehand to provide easy access in the event of scoring
Candice "There was a very savoury aroma in the club last night"

Susan "Oh, yes, I was doing the Mackerel Tango with Steve but he was having none of it"
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MayHamming

To dance in a ridiculous fashion until you can’t breathe properly through over-exertion or laughing.

To create mayhem and 'ham it up' on the dancefloor.
Did you see us MayHamming last night, I laughed so much I almost peed myself
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Rollercluster

Being so scared on a fairground ride that one does a small collection of poos in ones pants.
Chris "Wow, that ride was awesome"

Phil "Not so, I'm off to change may pants, I've done a Rollercluster"
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Karechokey

A level of inebriation causing women to think they are excellent at singing and that will inevitably lead to them choking on a large fleshy microphone later that evening
Frank "Oh crap, Julie's doing her Lady Ga Ga impression again"

Karl "Karechokey; you should be pleased....."
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Molestinction

To put a stop to an over-sexed suitors’ wandering hands
The dirty bastard suffered molestinction after the young woman slapped him around the chops
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Public Transplant

When the novelty of using public transport with a group of friends makes you act like an utter fool; like your brain has been transplanted for that of a 2 year old
Susan "The bus ride into town was so embarrassing, it was as if the five of us had had a Public Transplant"
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Party Poopster

When a great night is being had by all except one, who is so utterly wankered that he/she has to be taken home early for fear that they may shit themselves
Steve "Urrrgh, I don't remember anything from last night"

John "I'm not surprised, you'd polished off a whole bottle of vodka by 10.30pm and Pete had to carry you home as you looked like you were going to lose faecal continence again"

Pete "Yeah, what a Party Poopster, I was all set to pull that bird with the massive rack, you git"
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