Definitions by laurab193

Shamefaced Embrace 

Unexpected (and inappropriate) sexual climax following a particularly pleasurable cuddle

Karl "Did you see the Shamefaced Embrace between Pete and Candice last night?"

John "Yeah, he came in his pants for sure, what a tool"

Shamefaced Embrace by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Bum Drunk Parade 

When you get so drunk it is obvious to people around you that you will permit anal sex if propositioned

Joan "Check out those completely pissed girls"

Karl "Bum Drunk Parade"

Bum Drunk Parade by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Molestinction 

To put a stop to an over-sexed suitors’ wandering hands

The dirty bastard suffered molestinction after the young woman slapped him around the chops

Molestinction by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Mackerel Tango 

The last dance of the evening where a lady has removed her knickers beforehand to provide easy access in the event of scoring

Candice "There was a very savoury aroma in the club last night"

Susan "Oh, yes, I was doing the Mackerel Tango with Steve but he was having none of it"

Mackerel Tango by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Party Poopster 

When a great night is being had by all except one, who is so utterly wankered that he/she has to be taken home early for fear that they may shit themselves

Steve "Urrrgh, I don't remember anything from last night"

John "I'm not surprised, you'd polished off a whole bottle of vodka by 10.30pm and Pete had to carry you home as you looked like you were going to lose faecal continence again"

Pete "Yeah, what a Party Poopster, I was all set to pull that bird with the massive rack, you git"

Party Poopster by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Karechokey 

A level of inebriation causing women to think they are excellent at singing and that will inevitably lead to them choking on a large fleshy microphone later that evening

Frank "Oh crap, Julie's doing her Lady Ga Ga impression again"

Karl "Karechokey; you should be pleased....."

Karechokey by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Bemuse Bouche

Unexpected foul-tasting oral contents. Usually fluid.

The warm liquid was so unexpectedly foul-tasting that she almost spat it on to the dinner table; it was a real Bemuse Bouche.

Bemuse Bouche by laurab193 June 1, 2011