Definitions by laurab193
Mackerel Tango
The last dance of the evening where a lady has removed her knickers beforehand to provide easy access in the event of scoring
Candice "There was a very savoury aroma in the club last night"
Susan "Oh, yes, I was doing the Mackerel Tango with Steve but he was having none of it"
Susan "Oh, yes, I was doing the Mackerel Tango with Steve but he was having none of it"
Mackerel Tango by laurab193 June 1, 2011
Shamefaced Embrace
Karl "Did you see the Shamefaced Embrace between Pete and Candice last night?"
John "Yeah, he came in his pants for sure, what a tool"
John "Yeah, he came in his pants for sure, what a tool"
Shamefaced Embrace by laurab193 June 1, 2011
Party Poopster
When a great night is being had by all except one, who is so utterly wankered that he/she has to be taken home early for fear that they may shit themselves
Steve "Urrrgh, I don't remember anything from last night"
John "I'm not surprised, you'd polished off a whole bottle of vodka by 10.30pm and Pete had to carry you home as you looked like you were going to lose faecal continence again"
Pete "Yeah, what a Party Poopster, I was all set to pull that bird with the massive rack, you git"
John "I'm not surprised, you'd polished off a whole bottle of vodka by 10.30pm and Pete had to carry you home as you looked like you were going to lose faecal continence again"
Pete "Yeah, what a Party Poopster, I was all set to pull that bird with the massive rack, you git"
Party Poopster by laurab193 June 1, 2011
Public Transplant
When the novelty of using public transport with a group of friends makes you act like an utter fool; like your brain has been transplanted for that of a 2 year old
Susan "The bus ride into town was so embarrassing, it was as if the five of us had had a Public Transplant"
Public Transplant by laurab193 June 1, 2011