laurab193's definitions

Mackerel Tango

The last dance of the evening where a lady has removed her knickers beforehand to provide easy access in the event of scoring

Candice "There was a very savoury aroma in the club last night"

Susan "Oh, yes, I was doing the Mackerel Tango with Steve but he was having none of it"

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Party Poopster

When a great night is being had by all except one, who is so utterly wankered that he/she has to be taken home early for fear that they may shit themselves

Steve "Urrrgh, I don't remember anything from last night"

John "I'm not surprised, you'd polished off a whole bottle of vodka by 10.30pm and Pete had to carry you home as you looked like you were going to lose faecal continence again"

Pete "Yeah, what a Party Poopster, I was all set to pull that bird with the massive rack, you git"

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Shamefaced Embrace

Unexpected (and inappropriate) sexual climax following a particularly pleasurable cuddle

Karl "Did you see the Shamefaced Embrace between Pete and Candice last night?"

John "Yeah, he came in his pants for sure, what a tool"

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Bum Drunk Parade

When you get so drunk it is obvious to people around you that you will permit anal sex if propositioned

Joan "Check out those completely pissed girls"

Karl "Bum Drunk Parade"

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Molestinction

To put a stop to an over-sexed suitors’ wandering hands

The dirty bastard suffered molestinction after the young woman slapped him around the chops

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Public Transplant

When the novelty of using public transport with a group of friends makes you act like an utter fool; like your brain has been transplanted for that of a 2 year old

Susan "The bus ride into town was so embarrassing, it was as if the five of us had had a Public Transplant"

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Karechokey

A level of inebriation causing women to think they are excellent at singing and that will inevitably lead to them choking on a large fleshy microphone later that evening

Frank "Oh crap, Julie's doing her Lady Ga Ga impression again"

Karl "Karechokey; you should be pleased....."

by laurab193 June 1, 2011