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Obliviation 

It's when you become so dumb that your intelligence is comparable to Oblivion3789 on youtube. The main purpose of this word is to describe a person becoming dumber and dumber. Also it can be used as an insult.
This man suffers of "Obliviation" , so he is becoming dumb. This man is "Oblivion".

obliviation (ism);(ist) 

The state or practice or a practioner of total lack of awareness or indifference to the universe at large or the effects of one's actions on those around him.
Obliviationists do not use rear view mirrors, turn signals and do not mind if other shoppers cannot get around them when the block the lanes in grocery stores and other public places.

Obliviation diet 

When you are so off your tits you will put anything in your gob.
Jackie "Urrgh crap, I feel so sick this morning"

Jude "That's no surprise dear, given your Obliviation diet last night. You were so wasted you munched your way through five bags of pork scratchings, a half-eaten kebab off the street, a used napkin, a random fella's cock on the bus on the way home and a tub of Vaseline"

Natural Obligation 

A euphemism reffering to sexual intercourse, according to a Ugandan news host.
"Do you perform the natural obligation?"

Offended Out Of Obligation 

When someone says something that may be considered policatically incorrect and you put on a front that you are offended so that outsdiers think you are a good person, when deep down you think it is funny as shit!
Greg: What is the difference between a black man and a pizza?

Oliver: Huh?

Greg: A pizza can feed a family of four! LOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Oliver: Dude you are racist...that is uncool and offensive to African Americans and the general public!

Greg: Dude....you are just Offended Out Of Obligation.....or OO'd

Oliver: Untruth! Bye!

Oliver: (moments later in private room) OMFG!!!! LMFAO!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL.....BLACK GUY AND PIZZA HAHAHAHAHA!

Oblication 

Taking valuable vacation time and dollars for obligatory family or friend visits. Usually oblications blow your PTO balance at work, meaning you will not have a real vacation in the foreseable future.
We didn't make it to the Carribean this year because we sent spring break on an oblication to see the in-laws.
Oblication by Karen H February 13, 2008