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Oblivexting 

Obliv-ex-ting: to text while propelling oneself forward and not paying attention causing all sorts of DOOM in your wake.

Similar to Sexting but not nearly as explicit, and hospital bills instead of lawyer bills are usually involved.
This stupid freshman was oblivexting and walked directly into oncoming traffic causing a 6 car pile up during rush hour.
Oblivexting by Exibit ART September 30, 2009
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Obliviating 

1. the act of sending something to Oblivion, usually by fire.
2. drinking oneself to Oblivion.
1. He was obliviating the clutter as he lit the bonfire.
2. He was obliviating with his favorite scotch.
Obliviating by Time Killer October 4, 2010
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