Objectivia

"Objectiva" is a fictitious pharmaceutical prescribed to reporters and journalists, which can reduce their need to introduce bias, partisanship, and political spin into their reporting. Side effects include increased objectivity, accuracy in reporting, a reduction in the urge to introduce false or politically motivated narratives, and better sleep.

The journalist was tasked to prepare an honest and objective report about recent incidents at the protest; so she was prescribed 200mgs of Objectivia, once daily, so she would be able to produce an objective column about a recent protest.

Objectivia by News Contributor July 24, 2026

Objective Finance 

Objective finance is the concept that financial quality, or financial capacity/growth, that when Objectively measured, results in a measurable standard for living that can be extrapolated buy using math and other such procedures. Imagine if GDP wasn't tied to the economic output, but the economy itself, and was used to measure social and societal standards, thats Objective Finance.

"Aiden's life was amazing, because of his high-level Objective Finance"

Objective Finance by Obviouslyperson February 4, 2021

Play the Objective 

Term used in video games, almost always in the first/third person shooter genres. 'Play the objective' means, in an objective-based game type, (where the winning condition will be achieving said objective instead of accumulating sufficient kills) focusing on accomplishing the objective, instead of "K/D Whoring," or focusing on having as large of a Kill/Death ratio as possible by the end of the game.

Alan: Hey man, why don't we go play some multi-flag in Halo?

Bob: That depends. Are you gonna be a K/D whore again, or play the objective?

Alan: What does that mean?

Bob: The first one means that you're playing for yourself. The second one means that you're playing for your team.

Alan: Uh...Can I do both?

Play the Objective by ForTheEvulz October 15, 2010

objectivity

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it is hard to find definitions that employ the use of objectivity!!

objectivity by pantz June 17, 2003

objective 

An opinion or perception based solely on factual or conditional information, untainted and without distortion by personal feelings, interpretations, or prejudices. All bets are off when it comes to your subjective opinion, there are no rules and restriction. This perception of possibly the same situation, etc. is likely formed by experiences, cultural influences, and possibly even prejudicial beliefs.

The daily paper strives to report an objective, unbiased view of events. Where as in the opinion section the authors can use their opinions and biases to present the same events.

objective by Mehran Moghtader April 23, 2006

objectively attractive 

Used when someone is so hot, only someone with a visual impairment would not find them attractive. The person's hottness goes beyond the traditional subjective nature of beauty, and are scientifically proven to be hot

1)Scarlet Johansson and David Boreanaz are objectively attractive.

2) Pete says "I am not sure Scarjo is that hot"
Tom responds, "Are you fucking blind?! That chick is objectively attractive! How could you say otherwise?"

objectively attractive by inflator1 October 8, 2009

Dream Objective Walker 

A person or person(s) in the act of dream objective walking. In the act of implementing his or her life's goal dream objectives.

A dream talker that is deliberately energetically dream objective walking to making his or her dream talking a reality.
A dream objective walker putting his words into action.

By: JamArt (Jamera Napier and Art Blackburn Sr.,) ~Taking The Step Out

“Charles, why are you always reading a book about entrepreneurship on your lunch breaks? ’Because I am a dream objective walker’. I am taking the steps to learn how to become an entrepreneur!”

Dream Objective Walker by JamArt ~Taking The Step Out July 8, 2022