"My philosophy, in essence, is the concept of man as a heroic being, with his own happiness as the moral purpose of his life, with productive achievement as his noblest activity, and reason as his only absolute." -Ayn Rand
1. Individualism and freedom are central to an objectivist's life
by NYIsles April 28, 2003
(1) one who is selfish enough to take care of their own shit. (2) one willing to let others be wrong for the sake of freedom and the love of humanity.
by Lauren E. M. August 28, 2005
Semi-intelligent person labouring under the delusion that turgid prose, two-dimensional characters and ill-considered high-sounding sermonizing qualifies as "philosophy".
The philosopher was greatly amused when the computer support gimp tried to tell him he was an objectivist.
by zeitblom August 29, 2003
Someone who claims to be neutral and self sufficient, but who is truly totally dependent on others and brainwashed by propaganda.
Objectivist founder Ayn Rand preached of self reliance and neutrality, but survived on welfare while backing right wing authoritarian candidates.
by Davezilla July 7, 2019
When a man sticks his penis into a woman sideways.
Kyle pulled the best objectivist sex move I've ever seen.
by Jim Dodger April 29, 2022