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Objectism 

The act of using one object over another object.

Basically racism for objects.

The purpose of night time is for things to get dark but you use a light because you don’t like the dark when you are awake. Also you can chose to lock your door but when you do not lock it you are discriminating it because you didn’t use it.
I like to eat chocolate icecream more than vanilla. I choose to turn on the light when it is night to block out the darkness. I like to keep my door unlocked because i do not like locking my door, I am objectism.
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OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE 

Bruno Powroznik: OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

VIBRATORS

DILDOS

PENS

PENCILS

COINS

PEBBLES

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

FISHING ROD HANDLE

UMBRELLA HANDLE

TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

FINGERS

SMALL GLASS JAR

TEST TUBE

SCREWDRIVER HANDLE

STIFF COCKS

CIGAR

BANANA

Objection Hearsay

Something Amber Heards lawyer won't stop saying because he can't defend her. He even goes as far as to object his own questions from being answered...!?
Johnnny Depp: *breathes*
Amber Heard's lawyer: OBJECTION HEARSAY

Objection 

A word often used in the Ace Attorney series when one objects to something. It is usually accompanied with desk-slamming and epic background music.
Player: "Hmm.. I dunno... maybe it's this one?" *Present*

Phoenix: "OBJECTION!"

*Cross-examination music stops playing*

Player: "YESSS! I CHOSE THE RIGHT PIECE OF EVIDENCE!"
Objection by Saranghae141 December 30, 2011

Objection Hearsay

A word used to object to your own question. (Typically used in a heavy state of panic)
Amber Heard’s Lawyer: Objection Hearsay
Judge: You asked the question
Amber Heard’s Lawyer: Oh

objection 

Phoenix Wright's bold statement whenever he believes a witness to be lying their pants off.
Girlfriend: "But honey, I never cheated on you with Billy!"

Boyfriend: "OBJECTION! That sticky white stuff on your shoes clearly contradicts your statement."
objection by Phoenix Wright November 26, 2006

Objective Finance 

Objective finance is the concept that financial quality, or financial capacity/growth, that when Objectively measured, results in a measurable standard for living that can be extrapolated buy using math and other such procedures. Imagine if GDP wasn't tied to the economic output, but the economy itself, and was used to measure social and societal standards, thats Objective Finance.
"Aiden's life was amazing, because of his high-level Objective Finance"
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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