Obenis

an obese penis

Dong: doctor just diagnosed me with terminal Obenis :(
Adam: damn I hope it's not fatal

Dong: ???

Obenis by Hispanic@theDisco June 27, 2019

Obelisk the Tormentor 

When you paint your dick blue and use it to cockslap a girl.

John: Dude, I went out and got some blue paint and a few condoms just so I could finally do the Obelisk the Tormentor.

Obelisk the Tormentor by Psdnym April 17, 2010

openis 

when something is OP, (overpowered) it is referred by as openis.

That diamond sword has a lot of openis

openis by F3se5 June 1, 2018

Obanism 

A religion were Obie Wan Kanobi is our main God and Savior. Followed by three minor Gods: Bagel, Egg, and the Baby Sun from Teletubbies. The end will come when Fermi rises and Obie will defeat him. discovered by Chris Donald in 504 BCE

"Are you Obanist? Obanism is the only true religion."

"Yes, Obie is my savior."

Obanism by ChrisDonald1972 October 4, 2019

oenis 

oenis:
A viral infection which causes the penis to turn into an O. The viral infection is contracted and spread through sexual contact with an infected individual. Symptoms may include swelling of the genitals, course reddish bumps, discoloration of the genitals, and a burning sensation while urinating.

A week after a "study session" with AOD, Jimmy consulted his doctor and found out there was no cure for his oenis.

oenis by Undariaus November 14, 2007

Obesist 

One who hates anyone who appears to be obese or weigh above their specified weight class for their height.

Fat guy #1: You see that skinny mutha fucka over there? That guy is an obesist. He doesn't take kindly to our kind.
Fat Guy #2: That BASTARD!

Obesist by itsthompzilla March 26, 2008

Oenis 

Don't know what it means other than it's a typo of penis.

"Oenis."
"Thanks."
"No problem, enjoy your oenis."
"wut"

Oenis by orcabeau February 24, 2022