oenis 

oenis:
A viral infection which causes the penis to turn into an O. The viral infection is contracted and spread through sexual contact with an infected individual. Symptoms may include swelling of the genitals, course reddish bumps, discoloration of the genitals, and a burning sensation while urinating.

A week after a "study session" with AOD, Jimmy consulted his doctor and found out there was no cure for his oenis.

oenis by Undariaus November 14, 2007

Oenis 

Don't know what it means other than it's a typo of penis.

"Oenis."
"Thanks."
"No problem, enjoy your oenis."
"wut"

Oenis by orcabeau February 24, 2022

Oenis 

Fucker who cant spell “penis” right

HEY MAN YOU HAVE A BIG OENIS

WHAT THE FUCK

Oenis by 1ofthemqueers October 2, 2022

oenis 

oenis ~ a beautiful spiritual word, that happens to have a very beautiful, and deep meaning. oenis is an indescribable thing. impossible to put into words. it just holds power. the lords have blessed us with the word "oenis" for reasons unexplained. but forever must we cherish this heart felt word. we must savor every moment in which it is used. thank the lords for it's power it holds amongst us.

often referred to as: "oenis" or "OENIS"

"oenis"
"thank you for that"
"ofc <3"

oenis by savann_uuhhh February 27, 2022

Onision 

A terrible youtuber, singer, and father. A man who can't take criticism and attacks his critics for their looks and personality, instead of actually debating their points. He only cares about views and gets incredibly angry when people use his name to get views when he has made countless videos about Shane Dawson, Eugenia Cooney, Jojo Siwa, the Paul brothers, etc. He claims to support and love the LGBTQ+ community, even claiming that he's gay (even though he has had 2 wives). Despite all this bullshit he's done, he still has 11k subscribers.

"Did you see Onision's new video?"
"Why bother, it's probably just another stupid fucking Shane Dawson video."

Onision by pianomuncher January 6, 2019

Onision 

A fucking dickhead. He breaks the law, manipulates his fans and tries to make people think he’s a good person.

Just call him Onion.

The appropriate way to respond to a Onion Fan:

Someone: “I love Onision!”
You: “Fuck you too then.”

Onision by Fishxgod January 3, 2019

omnissiah 

The Machine God, also known as the Omnissiah or Deus Mechanicus, is the supernatural entity worshipped by the Tech-priests and other servants of the Adeptus Mechanicus as the embodiment and bestower of all knowledge and technology in the universe.

For many in the Imperium of Man, this belief conflicts with the orthodox theology of the Imperial Cult where the only god of humanity is the Emperor of Mankind. But since the Adeptus Mechanicus is vital to the survival of the Imperium, conflict over this issue is often avoided by the Mechanicus' willing conflation in its theology of the Machine God's avatar in the physical world, the Omnissiah, with the Emperor Himself.

This compromise truly satisfies neither believers in the Cult Mechanicus or the Imperial Cult, but it keeps the peace between the two faiths and the wider Imperium functioning.

"My computer keeps getting weird errors."
"Have you tried praying to the Omnissiah?"

omnissiah by comofo April 4, 2019