Wintercourse

Intercourse that takes place in the snow.

Michelle and I had wintercourse while we were out sledding.

by itsthompzilla April 13, 2008

Scum Hag

A member of the female persuasion who is scummy.

David: Look at that scum hag over there.
Tom: Oh shit, that girl is fucking disgusting.

by itsthompzilla March 25, 2008

Vagican't

A girl who you can't get with for whatever reason.
This can mean she doesn't put out or you simply fucked up while hanging out with her.

Ricky: That girl is so hot!
Tom: Yeah, but she's a total vagican't!

by itsthompzilla March 24, 2008

Slo-Getter

A person who is not exactly a "Go-Getter" but intends to get things done in a timely matter.

You see Paul, it's not that I'm not motivated, because I definitely am motivated. I choose to do this sometime in the future instead of right this second. I'm what you call a Slo-Getter.

by itsthompzilla March 28, 2009

Douche Hag

When you picture a douchebag the first image that pops into your mind is a guy who is a dick. A Douche Hag is a girl who is a straight up bitch.

What a fucking douche hag!

by itsthompzilla March 25, 2008

vagican

Current city/state wherein resides the vagina of the great Vagiliath.
A utopia, where all vaginas are created equal but some are more equal than others.
The last society in the world where all laws are passed by a 3/5 vote by vaginas.
The only place in the world which gives away chocolate and copies of "The Notebook" for free.
The city/state surprisingly boasts a 99.9/0.1 female to male population.
Because of its remote location, women have begun to go through their cycles simultaneously. This in turn has created a severe problem with vampire bat sitings and bitings.

I am Tom Reynolds reporing from the Vagican where earlier today, it was voted that not only shall each citizen receive chocolate and a copy of "The Notebook" but they also shall receive a free Nalgene bottle. Their reason for doing this? I quote, "This is what the great Vagiliath would have wanted."

by itsthompzilla March 24, 2008

Thriller

When something is fun or cool it can be expressed as being thriller.

Darren: How was your date with Ashley last night?
Tom: I'd have to say it was pretty thriller man.

by itsthompzilla March 24, 2008