Definitions by itsthompzilla

Slo-Getter 

A person who is not exactly a "Go-Getter" but intends to get things done in a timely matter.

You see Paul, it's not that I'm not motivated, because I definitely am motivated. I choose to do this sometime in the future instead of right this second. I'm what you call a Slo-Getter.

Slo-Getter by itsthompzilla March 28, 2009

Wintercourse 

Intercourse that takes place in the snow.

Michelle and I had wintercourse while we were out sledding.

Wintercourse by itsthompzilla April 13, 2008

Obesist 

One who hates anyone who appears to be obese or weigh above their specified weight class for their height.

Fat guy #1: You see that skinny mutha fucka over there? That guy is an obesist. He doesn't take kindly to our kind.
Fat Guy #2: That BASTARD!

Obesist by itsthompzilla March 26, 2008

Douche Hag 

When you picture a douchebag the first image that pops into your mind is a guy who is a dick. A Douche Hag is a girl who is a straight up bitch.

What a fucking douche hag!

Douche Hag by itsthompzilla March 25, 2008

Scum Hag

A member of the female persuasion who is scummy.

David: Look at that scum hag over there.
Tom: Oh shit, that girl is fucking disgusting.

Scum Hag by itsthompzilla March 25, 2008

Lubrican't 

Anything that isn't a good or practical lubricant for masturbating purposes.

Mayonaisse, Shampoo,Yogurt, and Rocks are generally lubrican'ts when attempting to jerk off.

Lubrican't by itsthompzilla March 24, 2008

vagican 

Current city/state wherein resides the vagina of the great Vagiliath.
A utopia, where all vaginas are created equal but some are more equal than others.
The last society in the world where all laws are passed by a 3/5 vote by vaginas.
The only place in the world which gives away chocolate and copies of "The Notebook" for free.
The city/state surprisingly boasts a 99.9/0.1 female to male population.
Because of its remote location, women have begun to go through their cycles simultaneously. This in turn has created a severe problem with vampire bat sitings and bitings.

I am Tom Reynolds reporing from the Vagican where earlier today, it was voted that not only shall each citizen receive chocolate and a copy of "The Notebook" but they also shall receive a free Nalgene bottle. Their reason for doing this? I quote, "This is what the great Vagiliath would have wanted."

vagican by itsthompzilla March 24, 2008