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One year closer to death, used as "happy birthday" replacement.
Sarcasm, or serious, you'll never know.
"Hey man, happy OYCTD day!"
"Wtf does that mean?"
OYCTD by Jl1803 May 17, 2022
Words you can keep
Stands for: Obsessive Compulsive Texting Disorder

A psychological disorder characterized by the inability to put down one's cell phone or Blackberry to stop texting for more than two seconds in order to carry on a conversation. Victim's of this affliction are virtually oblivious to the fact that their behavior is rude and insulting.
Jesus, Tom you came in my office to talk to me about something and you can't leave that stupid cell phone alone. What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you have OCTD or something?
OCTD by Larry Tiita September 22, 2009
Known among "medical" circles as 'Obsessive Compulsive Twittering Disorder", the symptoms of this impulsive disorder include: the compulsive desire to stay within a five foot radius of any device connected to Twitter and exhibiting anger at whomsoever disturbes them while posting updates. This neurological disorder can be completely cured by pulling the plug on the internet connection in the diseased person's home.
"Mike, come downstairs and have some dinner!"
"No, Mom. I'm retweeting an update made by Jeremy."
"I'm worried about you OCTD, so I've had your father disable all internet access within our home."
"Nooooooooo!"
*gunshotgunshot*
"I don't have OCTD!"
OCTD by AlexisL:) December 12, 2009
Happy OYCD!
oycd by firefireonyou March 6, 2004
Obsessive Compulsive Trolling Disorder.
A progressive mental disorder that compels the afflicted to use a covert cyber identity to malevolently and cowardly persecute online, to defame and harass people they know in real life.
Facilities like Youtube, and Facebook are infested with unidentifiable OCTD trolls. Often known as "cyber bullies" they deliberately provoke bait and cause emotional damage to the most vulnerable members of society.
OCTD by Angelica Perduta August 20, 2013
Obsessive Cumpulsive T.I. disorder; when someone is absoulutly OBSESSED with T.I.
Girl with the dissorder: HOLY SHITT!! TI IS THE HOTTEST DAMN THING EVERRRR!!!! "What ever you like" is the mpst amazeing thig ever!

Her friend: Damn girl! u got some serious OCTD!!
OCTD by Mariehaley1239481401 January 2, 2009
Obsessive compulsive texting disorder.
The disease where you are compulsively texting.
"That girl always has her phone out, she deffinetly has OCTD."
OCTD by TheSharkMagnet September 26, 2007
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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Overstand 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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