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OCTD
Stands for: Obsessive Compulsive Texting Disorder
A psychological disorder characterized by the inability to put down one's cell phone or Blackberry to stop texting for more than two seconds in order to carry on a conversation. Victim's of this affliction are virtually oblivious to the fact that their behavior is rude and insulting.
A psychological disorder characterized by the inability to put down one's cell phone or Blackberry to stop texting for more than two seconds in order to carry on a conversation. Victim's of this affliction are virtually oblivious to the fact that their behavior is rude and insulting.
Jesus, Tom you came in my office to talk to me about something and you can't leave that stupid cell phone alone. What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you have OCTD or something?
OCTD by Larry Tiita September 22, 2009
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OCTD
Known among "medical" circles as 'Obsessive Compulsive Twittering Disorder", the symptoms of this impulsive disorder include: the compulsive desire to stay within a five foot radius of any device connected to Twitter and exhibiting anger at whomsoever disturbes them while posting updates. This neurological disorder can be completely cured by pulling the plug on the internet connection in the diseased person's home.
OCTD
Obsessive Compulsive Trolling Disorder.
A progressive mental disorder that compels the afflicted to use a covert cyber identity to malevolently and cowardly persecute online, to defame and harass people they know in real life.
A progressive mental disorder that compels the afflicted to use a covert cyber identity to malevolently and cowardly persecute online, to defame and harass people they know in real life.
Facilities like Youtube, and Facebook are infested with unidentifiable OCTD trolls. Often known as "cyber bullies" they deliberately provoke bait and cause emotional damage to the most vulnerable members of society.
OCTD by Angelica Perduta August 20, 2013
OCTD
Girl with the dissorder: HOLY SHITT!! TI IS THE HOTTEST DAMN THING EVERRRR!!!! "What ever you like" is the mpst amazeing thig ever!
Her friend: Damn girl! u got some serious OCTD!!
Her friend: Damn girl! u got some serious OCTD!!
OCTD by Mariehaley1239481401 January 2, 2009
OCTD
OCTD by TheSharkMagnet September 26, 2007
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