elegant and innovative twist on the classic Deeznuts joke. When delivered correctly (see example below for correct use cases), it leaves the masses shocked and wanting more. Will certifiably seduce anyone with an above-average sense of humor.
Person 1: Tell me a joke Person 2: I don't know a joke but unrelated, my doctor told me I have ocd the other day
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Yeah, OCDeeznuts.
Person 1: I want to marry you.
*Helps if Person 2 has a reputation of having ADHD, so the tangent isn't as weird*......ADHDeeznuts. boom. gotem.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)