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Obsessive compulsive texting disorder (O.C.T.D.) 

This means you're addicted to texting.
My girlfriend texts me 24/7! She so has obsessive compulsive texting disorder (O.C.T.D.)!!

I.N.S.O.T.C.I.M.Y.P.O.T.D 

mike went I.N.S.O.T.C.I.M.Y.P.O.T.D for some robo
Bob just clocked in at work. Its time for his morning O.T.C.D.
O.T.C.D by hangnail1 May 18, 2011

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T 

Laughing my fucking ass off falling out of a chair and dropping my taco. This phase can be used while texting, or posting funny things on MLIA
Emily: *says joke*
Lauren: L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T HAHAHAHHA
Emily: hahaha, oh no your taco!

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I like big butts and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung,
Oh my God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because
She looks like a total prostitute, okay?
I mean, her butt, it's just so big
Uh, I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean, uh, gross, look
She's just so, black
i.l.b.b.a.i.c.l.y.o.b.c.d.t.w.a.g.w.i.w.a.i.b.w.a.a.r.t.i.y.f.y.g.s.