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Halo 9 and the fifth track on the Nine Inch Nails album 'The Downward Spiral'. One of their most well-known songs with an easily recognisable beat, influenced by that of Iggy Pop's 'Nightclubbing'. Sexiest song ever.
"I wanna fuck you like an animal;
I wanna feel you from the inside;
I wanna fuck you like an animal;
My whole existence is flawed.

You get me closer to God."
by reznor = god July 02, 2007
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in dating, one who is consistently able to seal the deal with the opposite sex, be it in the bedroom or in some other emotionally satisfying manner
- "He's been calling me for like 3 weeks now but nothing's happened."
- "Yeah, he's not a closer."
by woundedgazelle July 14, 2005
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The name used for someone who has a clutch role in any situation, similar to a closer in pro baseball.
Come on Papelbon, we’re counting on you to get the weed for the 4am blunt to smoke before we pass out tonight.

You’re in charge of making dessert for our high feast. Unless you can’t handle the pressure of being the closer…

Call me a closer cuz I always seal the deal in the bedroom!
by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009
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someone that can close the sale. Sell anything to anybody at anytime.
Jim... damn that's a lot of paper.(tickets) scott. I sell everyone that walks through the door. jim. that's why your the closer fo real yo. scott. I'm just handling my bussiness. biotch
by scott 007 August 30, 2006
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Someone who ends all group chats or social events when they show up because nobody likes them. They "close" the social event.
Dude, watch out for the closer, we cant have her at our party.
by Eddy S. October 15, 2007
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an awesoem song by nine inch nails that could be used as a pick up line
bob- "I wanna fuck you like an animal"

renee-"ok lets go"
by ashley rose June 23, 2005
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