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oobladong 

A penis having greater length than width ( girth )
derived from the word oblong
A group of guy's were enjoying the sauna when one said to another, " Some men are well endowed but that dudes got an oobladong."
oobladong by lil' nicky July 17, 2010
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OOBFL • Oofles • oobl • Ooble • ooblah • Oobaloo • oobleck • ooblets • Ooblonk • oofla
A young robloxian who is especially volatile in regards to memes made about roblox.
The young oofling screamed as he looked at a roblox meme.
Oofling by Crazy Fishboy May 31, 2018

buttocks oobleck 

SEE BUTTIX ROMULIN. syn.,
The stinky yellowish greenish brownish reddish phlegm that coats an unwashed anus. Respected in certain regions.
Olivius had the stinkiest fecking buttocks oobleck that the guys could smell him from three Burroughs over.

He wasn’t respected amongst the plus sized males until he had copious amount of buttocks oobleck.
buttocks oobleck by GerthPaul November 8, 2020
Ooblet ( o͞ob · let ), noun; Ooblets, plural noun. An individual or entity which acts in a condescending, backhanded manner yet expresses shock when said course of action is met with disdain and hostility.
Tim Sweeny was acting like a complete Ooblet when he thought exclusives make PC gaming better.
ooblet by Timelordx1 August 7, 2019
A less harsh way to say oof and should be used in situations where only a half oof is required

Comes from Oof and Less
Example of oofles

Person 1: Darn my phone died
Person 2: Oofles that sucks

Example of oof

Person 1: I totalled my car the other day...
Person 2:Oof that sucks
Oofles by TheElusivePza December 2, 2017
Uses the same play on all EA games over and over if it works once. Can never find his microphone because his trailer has more kids in it than a BK Lounge. Roots his Cricket phone so he can use the wifi to play games online on his PS3 without paying for cable. Only reason he puts on pants is so he can get his welfare check out of the mailbox. The song "Racks" was written about him because his furniture is made of stolen racks from his local ROSS store. Only thing he has actually purchased in the last 10 years is scuba gear which he uses to "Money Dive" in the wishing well near the church that gives him free food.
OOBL by MVPete1982 July 22, 2011
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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