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oobladong 

A penis having greater length than width ( girth )
derived from the word oblong
A group of guy's were enjoying the sauna when one said to another, " Some men are well endowed but that dudes got an oobladong."
oobladong by lil' nicky July 17, 2010
Related Words
OOBFL Oofles oobl Ooble ooblah Oobaloo oobleck ooblets Ooblonk oofla
A young robloxian who is especially volatile in regards to memes made about roblox.
The young oofling screamed as he looked at a roblox meme.
Oofling by Crazy Fishboy May 31, 2018

buttocks oobleck 

SEE BUTTIX ROMULIN. syn.,
The stinky yellowish greenish brownish reddish phlegm that coats an unwashed anus. Respected in certain regions.
Olivius had the stinkiest fecking buttocks oobleck that the guys could smell him from three Burroughs over.

He wasn’t respected amongst the plus sized males until he had copious amount of buttocks oobleck.
buttocks oobleck by GerthPaul November 8, 2020
Ooblet ( o͞ob · let ), noun; Ooblets, plural noun. An individual or entity which acts in a condescending, backhanded manner yet expresses shock when said course of action is met with disdain and hostility.
Tim Sweeny was acting like a complete Ooblet when he thought exclusives make PC gaming better.
ooblet by Timelordx1 August 7, 2019
A less harsh way to say oof and should be used in situations where only a half oof is required

Comes from Oof and Less
Example of oofles

Person 1: Darn my phone died
Person 2: Oofles that sucks

Example of oof

Person 1: I totalled my car the other day...
Person 2:Oof that sucks
Oofles by TheElusivePza December 2, 2017
Uses the same play on all EA games over and over if it works once. Can never find his microphone because his trailer has more kids in it than a BK Lounge. Roots his Cricket phone so he can use the wifi to play games online on his PS3 without paying for cable. Only reason he puts on pants is so he can get his welfare check out of the mailbox. The song "Racks" was written about him because his furniture is made of stolen racks from his local ROSS store. Only thing he has actually purchased in the last 10 years is scuba gear which he uses to "Money Dive" in the wishing well near the church that gives him free food.
OOBL by MVPete1982 July 22, 2011