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Small oblong cheeto-like shaped feces.
I went to Buffalo Wild Wings last night and now I am shitting ooblets
ooblets by JohnMclane June 15, 2018
Words you can keep
Ooblet ( o͞ob · let ), noun; Ooblets, plural noun. An individual or entity which acts in a condescending, backhanded manner yet expresses shock when said course of action is met with disdain and hostility.
Tim Sweeny was acting like a complete Ooblet when he thought exclusives make PC gaming better.
ooblet by Timelordx1 August 7, 2019
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Ooblesplat 

Verb: The action of a VSCO girl falling to her death after trying to maintain balance
"Sister, let me tell you! Veronica thought she could be like Anne and walk on the roof, and she went ooblesplat!"
Ooblesplat by lildavymugonohey August 18, 2021
Usually on top of sjambok von gleebles
Person 1: what’s up sir?
Person 2: ZIGGFIELD MONDOOOOOO!
Person 1: what the fu*^ are you talking about?
Person 2: SJOMBOK VON GLEEBLES WITH OOBLES ONTOP OF THEM!
Person 1: 🤔🫤😐…. Get the hell out of my house. 🥴
Oobles by NameChanger420 July 23, 2023

oobleschlooger

rubbing ones penis against ones happy trails while mucus and or nut(cum) runs down acting as a lubricant
Wilfred: Hey Natalia can I oobleschlooger you?

Natalia: Ofcourse Wilfred
oobleschlooger by chinkernaut July 18, 2026
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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