O.F.F.S. 

OH for fuck sake

O.F.F.S. OH for fuck sake! My dog shit on the carpet, again!

O.F.F.S. by offs August 14, 2014

R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N 

Idk lol

"Your such a R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N"
"Penis"

R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N by anonymous April 15, 2022

B.O.O.F.S 

Bureau of office furniture acceptance statistics

Mr Smith is the head of B.O.O.F.S . I Need to tell him how much i hate my office chair.

B.O.O.F.S by irritated pig fetus September 11, 2018

M.O.F.S. 

Most Often Female Smoker

Damn, she’s definitely the M.O.F.S. at school.

M.O.F.S. by austin bec August 31, 2019

B.Y.O.F.S. 

B.Y.O.F.S or Bring Your Own Fucking Shit is the way to respond to the office mooch when he wants to come to a party you are having.

Mooch: Dude I heard you were having a party.

You: Not really a party. Just some guys coming over to watch the game.

Mooch: Sweet I'll be there at 2.

You: Ok, but just so you know its B.Y.O.F.S. cause I'm not buying any shit for you!

B.Y.O.F.S. by BOHICA2010 October 16, 2008

T.O.F.T.S. 

TOFTS = Too Old For This Shit.

TOFTS is an acronym of Danny Glover's famous line from the 1987 movie, Lethal Weapon. Ironically, using the expression "TOFTS" signifies how non-lethal one has become, because he/she is simply too old, for this shit. Utterance of the phrase usually indicates a tired disdain for the subject at hand, though not necessarily arrogance or elitism; often the subject will begrudgingly still engage in the subject (ala Danny Glover's character in Lethal Weapon).

Mel Gibson: It's GO time! Passion of the Christ!
Danny Glover: T.O.F.T.S.

Kid 1: I want a firetruck!
Kid 2: I want a dragon!
Kid 3: I want world peace!
Kid 4: I want to start a fire!
Kid 5: I want a pony, a magic easy bake oven, a Xbox, Justin Bieber tickets...
Santa: T.O.F.T.S.

Sarah Palin: Isn't your middle name Hussein? Like Saddam Hussein? Let's see some birth certificates!
Obama: T.O.F.T.S.

T.O.F.T.S. by Japcola April 21, 2011

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch

Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020