noun: mooch; plural noun: mooches
A Mooch is a specific unit of measurement denoting ten (10) days of employment. The word is a Eponymously named after Anthony Scaramucci who was employed as the White House Communications Director in the U.S. President Trump administration for ten (10) days.
A Mooch is a specific unit of measurement denoting ten (10) days of employment. The word is a Eponymously named after Anthony Scaramucci who was employed as the White House Communications Director in the U.S. President Trump administration for ten (10) days.
"I've been at my new place of employment for one mooch and I can tell that it is going to work out just fine!"
"Carl certainly has his life together. He's been employed at a Whitley Penn for over 180 mooches."
"I've been trying to suck my own cock for the past mooch; however, I haven't even managed to get just the tip."
"Carl certainly has his life together. He's been employed at a Whitley Penn for over 180 mooches."
"I've been trying to suck my own cock for the past mooch; however, I haven't even managed to get just the tip."
by RomulusAugustus August 03, 2017
An extremely short midget that typically never does her work (and instead gets others to do it for her) and can’t think.
by Lawlbags! October 14, 2009
regular person - "What are you doing tonight"
mooch- "Uh nothing, just sitting watching lost by myself."
regular- "oh that's cool i gotta cash my paycheck"
mooch- "COME OVER AFTERWARDS!!!!! LET'S SMOKE!"
wash rinse repeat.
mooch- "Uh nothing, just sitting watching lost by myself."
regular- "oh that's cool i gotta cash my paycheck"
mooch- "COME OVER AFTERWARDS!!!!! LET'S SMOKE!"
wash rinse repeat.
by beansbeans123 June 16, 2010
A person who takes everyone elses shit; sometimes the mooch will ask for something (like one chip from the bag), and then continue to eat those chips until the bag is completely finished. This also known as a Mathew Hunter Cullen.
by Scott & Justin February 12, 2008
Mooch is when you do something for no real reason or you just aimlessly carry out tasks subconsiously.
I was in my room just having a mooch.
I wasn't really doing anything, just mooching around
We mooched around the mall for a bit.
I wasn't really doing anything, just mooching around
We mooched around the mall for a bit.
by James2968 February 10, 2011
A guy who always accepts an invitation for pizza, never to return the favor. Will smoke your cigars even though his humidor is full. Will drink your alcohol first, especially skinnies, so he can take his home. He is 85 true story!
Does that mooch have to be invited to the draft again? Drank all my beer, smoked all my cigars, and did not even chip in on pizza.
by Buffalo Hunter August 15, 2014
Unit of measurement to describe a length of 10 days. Based off of Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci's embarrassing 10 day stint as the White House Communications Director before being fired.
Can also be used in replace of "one to two weeks".
Can also be used in replace of "one to two weeks".
by Tank Yu August 23, 2017