O.M.P. 

Old Man's Penis (noun)
any degree of erectile disfuntion ranging from no erection to incomplete erection.

Maria: Why is it soft?
Muhammad: I gots O.M.P... pass me the bottle of Viagra.

O.M.P. by jesse wood August 28, 2003

O.M.P 

On My Period also means Ouch!My Period, A code name for teens or adult (females) if they have their period but do not want to share TOO much information.

Friend 1: O.M.P! O.M.P!

Friend 2:Omi Gosh!....what does that mean?

Friend 1: O.M.G...

O.M.P by Dillhian January 16, 2012

O.M.P 

Order of Mutual Protection, and usually abbreviated in reference to insurance companies labeled on cemetery headstones, footstones, or general memoriam's.

Jon passed in 1958, he was insured by the Artisans O.M.P.

O.M.P by Yarthebazar October 15, 2022

O.M.P 

Order of Mutual Protection, usually in reference to an insurance organization on the headstone or memoriam of the deceased.

Jon passed in 1958, he was insured by the Artisan O.M.P

Marty's inscription read, "I Famiclia O.M.P" insured by a life/health insurance agency.

O.M.P by Yarthebazar October 16, 2022

C O M P R E S S E D 

When a girl who is short is thicc in all the right places

Damn BOI, SHE HELLA C O M P R E S S E D

C O M P R E S S E D by Tony sandbags January 3, 2019

H.O.M.P 

H.O.M.P is an abbreviation for the term “Hop Off My P*ssy.”

Girls usually use this abbreviation to tell anyone, really, to “F*ck off.”

Person (man): Yo, you hot as hell.

Girl (me): H.O.M.P
Person (man): Oh wow, ok. I see how it is.

H.O.M.P by urdadisles July 7, 2018

K.Y.H.O.M.P.B.

An abbreviation for keep your hand outta my pocket bitch!

Your at the mall and your girl wants to buy something expensive:
"Hey hoe, K.Y.H.O.M.P.B.! got it!"

K.Y.H.O.M.P.B. by Cody reppin 520 September 9, 2007