O’Donnell

A large hairy North American ape believed to be smuggled here on a raft from Ireland centuries ago. Native to the Camden county area of NJ more specifically Gloucester City. This Ape doesn’t venture far from its native homeland and is scared of bridges. Known to claim living rooms as its own across South Jersey. It can be seen rummaging at the local five and dime or Tooties and is known to do “hood” walks. Its wardrobe is mainly that of a Notre Dame hoodie and really long sweat shorts. It’s diet consists mainly of Bud Light and stale beer pretzels.

Look kids, it’s an O’Donnell.

Joe: I think something was rummaging through my trash can?

Frank: I bet you it was an O’Donnell!

O’Donnell by kieps31 November 7, 2025

O'Donnell 

Beating someone else at something. Used in the same context as "Trumping" someone, only used as overpowering a Trump.

Person A: "You can't Trump Trump!"
Person B: "I just O'Donnelled your Trump!"

O'Donnell by Jordanface! January 3, 2008

o'donnell 

A device for storing burgers in.

"I don't want the rest of this burger, i'll just shove it in the O'Donnell"

o'donnell by Dwyer, The May 12, 2003

o'donnell 

Former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback who threw 4 interceptions in the Superbowl against the Dallas Cowboys.

O'Donnell was clearly paid off by the mob to throw those interceptions in the superbowl. No quarterback could take his team to the big game & throw 4 interceptions without doing it on purpose.

o'donnell by rex ingeniosum November 25, 2003

O'Donnell 

ALT 1: To have sex that you can pretend isn't sex, typically because it doesn't involve vaginal penetration. Requires delusional level of religious belief involving purity vows, etc.

ALT 2: To masturbate

Sexual euphemism reflecting media clusterfuck around Christine O'Donnell, bizarre non-sex lobbyist who is/was the teabagger 2010 Republican US Senate candidate in Delaware.

Dan Savage, Savage Love | Letter of the Day | 9/20/10:
Considering 1. his presence every time you're messing around with her (surely the library, the living room, or your room would've occurred to him if he were uncomfortable being in the same room while you fingered / O'DONNELLED his girlfriend) and 2. the limitations she's placed on the sex she's willing to have with you, and 3. his tendency to suddenly "show interest" after you've been messing around with his girlfriend (at which point you "move over" and, presumably, out), I'm thinking your girlfriend's primary partner has a bit of cuckolding lite/sperm competition syndrome thing going.

O'Donnell by Delaware Dave September 22, 2010

O'Donnell 

The standard unit of volume of a fart. 1 Rosie O'Donnell is equivalent to 20 oz. of farts.

person 1: "Man I blew the biggest fart last night!"
person 2: "Really? how big was it?"
person 1: "I dont konw, but it mus have been at least 2 Rosie O'Donnells."
person 2: "Holy shit, 2 O'Donnells?!"

O'Donnell by iddup June 2, 2011

o'donnell 

An unwelcome and decidedly unsexy thought that pops into an individual's mind while they are masturbating.

I was trying to rub one out when suddenly I had an o'donnell about a Christine O'Donnell political ad.

o'donnell by flickinthebean October 22, 2010