ALT 1: To have sex that you can pretend isn't sex, typically because it doesn't involve vaginal penetration. Requires
delusional level of religious belief involving purity vows, etc.
ALT 2: To
masturbateSexual euphemism reflecting media clusterfuck around
Christine O'Donnell, bizarre non-sex lobbyist who is/was the teabagger 2010 Republican US Senate candidate in Delaware.
Dan Savage, Savage Love | Letter of the
Day | 9/20/10:
Considering 1. his presence every
time you're messing around with her (surely the
library, the living room, or your room would've occurred to him if he were uncomfortable being in the same room while you fingered / O'DONNELLED his girlfriend) and 2. the limitations she'
s placed on
the sex she's willing to have with you, and 3. his tendency to suddenly "show interest" after you've been messing around with his girlfriend (at which point you "move over" and, presumably, out), I'm thinking your girlfriend's primary partner has a bit of cuckolding lite/sperm competition syndrome thing going.