O'Nan 

tool bag

Ryan O'Nan is a toolbag.

O'Nan by Courtney Jo November 11, 2003

O-Nani

O-Nani (noun) an Australian derogatory slang term used to refer to American friends/housemates, meaning wanker, derived from onanism and yank.

Hey Dave, what are you and the O-Nani doing tonight? Coming to the pub, or will you keep him locked up in his basement?

O-Nani by Theonanonymous Douche June 2, 2021

nanakwadwo (juicey O) 

Nanakwadwos are big black men with the largest penises imaginable. they need pants with a 3rd leg built in. brothas never sleep and run off a diet of whole loaves of white bread, hawaiian punch, doritos, and whole roasted chickens but somehow have a crazy physique. they see through their 3rd eye and nothing they say ever makes sense but everybody accepts that they're IQ is incredibly higher than that of the average person. they always go by the aliases Juicy O or NANA. some examples what a NANA might say is "your pockets have holes and through those holes you can refill them" and "well rested men are potent" A common habit of men named NANA is too leave their fly open becasue they must "let it breath".

example:
"Hi NANA how are you"

nanakwadwo (juicey O) :"dude, are you intervewing me"

nanakwadwo (juicey O) by wide-monkey7000 April 9, 2024

onani 

Booru-like anime site named after the Japanese word with the same name which means "masturbation"

Straight Guy: Hey man are you on onani.xyz?
Homosexual Guy: Nah! onani.gay works better.

onani by dirt 💖 May 7, 2022

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead. by Frauggu March 2, 2017

Mayonnaise On An Escalator 

Mayonnaise On An Escalator! Its Going Upstairs So See Ya Later. Bye Bye! To The Sky!

Dumb Human: Tf is Mayonnaise On An Escalator??

Epic Human: Mayonnaise On An Escalator. Its Going Upstairs So See Ya Later. Bye Bye! To The Sky!

Dumb Human: Oh Epic
Now Epic human: I am epic now YEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Mayonnaise On An Escalator by Orba April 12, 2021

onanist 

One who masturbates frequently

Damn Dave! Ur such an onanist!

onanist by the fuzzy kitten next door April 7, 2005