O-Nani

O-Nani (noun) an Australian derogatory slang term used to refer to American friends/housemates, meaning wanker, derived from onanism and yank.

Hey Dave, what are you and the O-Nani doing tonight? Coming to the pub, or will you keep him locked up in his basement?

by Theonanonymous Douche June 2, 2021

onani

Booru-like anime site named after the Japanese word with the same name which means "masturbation"

Straight Guy: Hey man are you on onani.xyz?
Homosexual Guy: Nah! onani.gay works better.

by dirt 💖 May 7, 2022

onanist

One who masturbates frequently

Damn Dave! Ur such an onanist!

by the fuzzy kitten next door April 7, 2005

Somn-Onanist

One who masturbates while sleeping.

Robert: Why were you sleeping on the couch

Roy: Dude, your a Somn-onanist, it was nasty

Robert: NO WAY

Roy: Control yourself next time you have a fucking sleepover

by Paige Stringer May 21, 2008

Onanism

Colloquially it is a synonym, but technically the "Sin of Onan" for which it is named for is actually an instance of coitus interruptus.

"Onanism -- it's a hands-on job"

-Ghost, ENTER THE MATRIX

by Jay Jay Ron March 20, 2008

onani

Japanese way of saying masturbation.

Josh: Man I'm so stressed.
Elucid: Go do some onani.

by EnlarqueIl EnGrotesque December 5, 2007

onanism

to wank,
to tame the one eyed monster,
to make the cyclops cry,
man's favourite outlet,
a date with mrs palm and her five
lovely daugters,
toss yourself off,
etc etc

"now on the subject of onanism...we dont want to find you hunched double on the sofa bed pumping your fist" (league of gentlemen)

by pinkpill December 1, 2004