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Doing something only to undo it in a second
Doing something incompletely
"He just called me, but it went straight to voicemail. I guess it was just one of those onane calls. In India we simply call it a 'missed call'."

"He just inserted his dick in my vagina and removed it in a jiffy. I guess we can call it onane sex."
onane by chichora_no1 October 8, 2012
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Booru-like anime site named after the Japanese word with the same name which means "masturbation"
Straight Guy: Hey man are you on onani.xyz?
Homosexual Guy: Nah! onani.gay works better.
onani by dirt 💖 May 7, 2022
Related Words
onane onanere onalenna Onanism Odane oganesson Onalee Orane onage Onager
A condition where a person sleeps accidentally due to several factors such as tired, exhausted after mastrubating, etc.
sorry i missed the game last night, i ojaned
Ojaned by Dr.Prof.Master.Sgt ojan February 10, 2020
The element 118, previously known as eka-radon (eka being sanskrit for one) or ununoctium (one one eight element) was renamed in 2016 after the nuclear physicist Yuri Oganessian. It is the heavier analogue of Radon, thus, it is a noble gas. However, it is theorized that it would be a solid at the standard atmospheric pressure. Like its lighter analogues Radon and Xenon, it would be relatively easy (compared to Helium and Neon) to bond Oganesson to things like halogens and alkali metals.

Oganesson, in its most stable (known) form, has 118 protons, 176 neutrons, and 118 electrons. It is considered by some to be the last of the Periodic Table of Elements, however scientists are currently working on synthesis of elements 119, 120, 121, and 122.
Guy 1: Wow, thanks to Oganesson, the periodic table is finally complete!
Guy 2: But, scientists in Germany claim to have discovered Unbinilium. If their claims can be verified by another team, then that will be the start of a whole new row!
Guy 1: Ow, right in the OCD...
oganesson by Noobly20932 February 4, 2019

onalerona 

She is the type of person people are supposed to date ,she is funny,outgoing and great to be around. She is smart and beautiful but she doesn’t see it . Life of the party and hard to forget. She is the type to be care free. She is an amazing leader and friend but an even better girlfriend. She is responsible and respectful . And she has s body for days
Wow you should be like onalerona

I’m in a onalerona mood
onalerona by Friendlyghost November 1, 2018
1. The fulfillment of a performance act (typically dance) so intensely in the moment, that it should not be seen as work or even a ferocious interpretation of steps and/or lyrics. Rather, it is an effortless sharing of an entertainer's truth, without pretension... It should be noted that "ovaness" can only be attained by a full realization of living.

2. A form of high-praise by one's peers in a particular discipline.
1. Most accomplished dancers, some drag queens, and Beyonce.

2. "You were so not lying... I can't breathe. That was OVA. So ovaness!"
ovaness by Bemixilot November 9, 2010
Damn Dave! Ur such an onanist!
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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