Nyser

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En nyser er et nyt urbant udtryk, der betegner en Faxe Kondi Booster. Udtrykket stammer fra den gamle danske vending "at være en hård nyser", som bruges om personer der knapper to Faxe Kondi Booster på samme dag. Tilsvarende kaldes andre koffein indholdende læskedrikke eksempelvis pisser, snotter osv. afhængig af drikkens indhold og udtryk.

"Oh shit jeg er godt nok træt i dag, men jeg har ikke taget en nyser med"
*Din ven åbner en nyser (Faxe Kondi Booster)* Dig: "Prosit" *Din ven åbner endnu en nyser* Dig: "Okay! Hård nyser". *Din ven åbner en tredje nyser* Dig: "Skal du bruge noget antihistamin".

Nyser by HårdNyser123 May 21, 2026

Words you can keep

dick-noser

a person who goes out in public wearing a COVID face mask, but leaves their nose hanging out the top of it.

Hey dick-noser, why don't you take a full step back out of my face when you're talking to me

dick-noser by acritter June 25, 2020

Related Words

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NYSFer

An incredibly amazing person that is, or has attended the Australian National Youth Science Forum. An NYSFer is highly intelligent, and is ridiculously fun to be around.

Person#1; who are those crazy people over there chanting and thrusting??

Person#2; Oh, they're NYSFers :D

NYSFer by Caity and JayJay January 19, 2012

brown-noser

a person who tries to please (esp. one's boss) so much that their nose turns brown from kissing their ass.

That brown-noser got my f#@king promotion!

brown-noser by Anonymous May 18, 2003

nyerhovwo

A beautiful human inside and out, a person who is outrightly outspoken, seems shy but very brave. The meaning in Urhobo is God answers prayers.

Nyerhovwo!!!! We did it.

nyerhovwo by NeroBee February 1, 2020

Noser

A person who cares just enough to wear a face mask, but can’t be bothered to have it cover their nose.

Ugh, another Noser in front of us in line. Seriously, pull up your mask or just leave.

Noser by Poopman69420 July 3, 2020

Antarctican Nosering

When a someone's scrotum is cut off and placed/pierced in their nose.

Billy got caught drinking, his mom was so mad that she gave him an Antarctican Nosering.

Antarctican Nosering by deadbeatdad44 May 13, 2008

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026