Nystrom

A lineage of people with the ungodly gift to pull like no other. Most likely a Nystrom is the reason your hoe isn't loyal..

"For some reason I just can't deny the urge to screw him.."
-Your Mom

"Well they don't call him Nystrom for nothing!!"
- Your Dad

Nystrom by TNYSTROM1 October 16, 2015

Nystrom

The word Nystrom derives from Scandinavian Europe, Specifically from Sweden.

A 'Nystrom' is when a man proceeds to take out their tongue and the lick the anus of a another man who has just taken a shit and not washed or wiped and slowly forces their whole head inside the anal cavity with as much force as possible. Then, with their headed firmly imbedded in the anus, they reach around and proceed to masturbate the other man with one hand and masturbate themselves with the 2nd hand.

Example 1: "How your evening last night?"
"Oh it was great, I met a guy and I gave him a Nystrom he loved it"

Example 2: "I really need a shower I smell bad today."
"why?"
"Gave my boyfriend a Nystrom last night and he ate a spicy curry for dinner."

Nystrom by TheOneMan31 April 22, 2022

Nyström 

A legend and by far the best Gangstermind player the world have seen.

And the best avi maker in the business.

Is that Nyström?

Yeah just look how terrified hollowman and his internet friends got when he showed up!

Nyström by Great White Shark August 20, 2022

Nystrom Magic 

When someone says something in a game is OP or Imbalanced, and nystrom says its fine.

Then, when you challenge him to show him that its OP / Imba, he beats your ass.

evo: "crocs are OP!"
nystrom: "no its not"
evo: "ill show you"
nystrom: "ok"

20mn later

evo: "gg :("

nr2:

dgn: "lets play 2v2, me and l33tff against you and evo"
nystrom: "ok"
dgn: "what map?"
nystrom: "lorraine"
dgn: "but allies is OP on that map"
nystrom: "well be axis"
dgn: "ok, but well beat you in no time"
nystrom: "hell no, well beat you, and then laugh at you for 2 years"

30min later

nystrom: "told you"
evo: "thats nystrom magic for you"

Nystrom Magic by evotech September 29, 2007

felix nyström 

Cool Guy

Have awsome body

Everybody wants him

Oh is that Felix Nyström beacuse he is awsome

felix nyström by Hallå pojka December 11, 2016

nostromes 

This elite h4xor CS player.

Nostromes Ownt that scrub.

nostromes by 1337-h4x0r August 28, 2003