Nystrom
A lineage of people with the ungodly gift to pull like no other. Most likely a Nystrom is the reason your hoe isn't loyal..
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Nystrom
The word Nystrom derives from Scandinavian Europe, Specifically from Sweden.
A 'Nystrom' is when a man proceeds to take out their tongue and the lick the anus of a another man who has just taken a shit and not washed or wiped and slowly forces their whole head inside the anal cavity with as much force as possible. Then, with their headed firmly imbedded in the anus, they reach around and proceed to masturbate the other man with one hand and masturbate themselves with the 2nd hand.
A 'Nystrom' is when a man proceeds to take out their tongue and the lick the anus of a another man who has just taken a shit and not washed or wiped and slowly forces their whole head inside the anal cavity with as much force as possible. Then, with their headed firmly imbedded in the anus, they reach around and proceed to masturbate the other man with one hand and masturbate themselves with the 2nd hand.
Example 1: "How your evening last night?"
"Oh it was great, I met a guy and I gave him a Nystrom he loved it"
Example 2: "I really need a shower I smell bad today."
"why?"
"Gave my boyfriend a Nystrom last night and he ate a spicy curry for dinner."
"Oh it was great, I met a guy and I gave him a Nystrom he loved it"
Example 2: "I really need a shower I smell bad today."
"why?"
"Gave my boyfriend a Nystrom last night and he ate a spicy curry for dinner."
Nystrom by TheOneMan31 April 22, 2022
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Nyström
A legend and by far the best Gangstermind player the world have seen.
And the best avi maker in the business.
And the best avi maker in the business.
Is that Nyström?
Yeah just look how terrified hollowman and his internet friends got when he showed up!
Yeah just look how terrified hollowman and his internet friends got when he showed up!
Nyström by Great White Shark August 20, 2022
Nystrom Magic
When someone says something in a game is OP or Imbalanced, and nystrom says its fine.
Then, when you challenge him to show him that its OP / Imba, he beats your ass.
Then, when you challenge him to show him that its OP / Imba, he beats your ass.
evo: "crocs are OP!"
nystrom: "no its not"
evo: "ill show you"
nystrom: "ok"
20mn later
evo: "gg :("
nr2:
dgn: "lets play 2v2, me and l33tff against you and evo"
nystrom: "ok"
dgn: "what map?"
nystrom: "lorraine"
dgn: "but allies is OP on that map"
nystrom: "well be axis"
dgn: "ok, but well beat you in no time"
nystrom: "hell no, well beat you, and then laugh at you for 2 years"
30min later
nystrom: "told you"
evo: "thats nystrom magic for you"
nystrom: "no its not"
evo: "ill show you"
nystrom: "ok"
20mn later
evo: "gg :("
nr2:
dgn: "lets play 2v2, me and l33tff against you and evo"
nystrom: "ok"
dgn: "what map?"
nystrom: "lorraine"
dgn: "but allies is OP on that map"
nystrom: "well be axis"
dgn: "ok, but well beat you in no time"
nystrom: "hell no, well beat you, and then laugh at you for 2 years"
30min later
nystrom: "told you"
evo: "thats nystrom magic for you"
Nystrom Magic by evotech September 29, 2007
felix nyström
felix nyström by Hallå pojka December 11, 2016
nostromes
nostromes by 1337-h4x0r August 28, 2003
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