Nutma'd

To be punched in the face by your spouse over inconsequential actions

" My wife nutma'd me because I smoked some cigarettes."

"Oh man you just got nutma'd"

"Dude I wouldn't do that.. If your wife finds out you're going to get nutma'd"

"I'm gonna nutma Craig when he gets home if he didn't bring me a twin"

Nutma'd by Neverbeennutma'd July 27, 2015

i'd rather bone the numa numa guy 

something that is said in response to an idea that is utterly despicable, stupid, boring, retarded, or gross.

Tim: hey fred, would you be interested in coming to my barmitzvah on saturday at 3:00 PM?

fred: i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

jack hoff: BRO ISN'T MY GF FINE?

moe lester: i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

i'd rather bone the numa numa guy by truthness October 7, 2008

numa numa dance 

a flash video submitted to newgrounds on december 6th, 2004. it scored relatively low, until site owner tom fulp put it on the front page. it then achieved major success as a hilarious flash video, and although it gained this success too late to win any awards, it still gained a score higher than 4.10 since december it has achieved more than a million views. it has been featured on vh1, cnn, and stolen from newgrounds by at least 80 other websites. and this is only after 2 months (this definition was written on 2/13/05). it is a flash phenomenon sure to beat out all your base.

the song used in numa numa dance is entitled Dragostea Din Tea, sung by romanian pop group O-zone. killer.

numa numa dance by thegreatmonkey February 13, 2005

numa numa dance 

The newest Internet celebraty, in the same vein as Bubb Rubb and Star Wars Kid.

A chubby teenager sings and dances to "Numa Numa," a techno song by a Romanian boy band O-Zone. The "Numa Numa Dance" peaked in early 2005.

Myahe, Myaha, Myaha HA HA
Allo? Salut.

numa numa dance by Jake February 28, 2005

NUMA dweller 

A strange, rare creature. Known for compulsive refreshing of hotmaps in order to quickly pounce onto the first comment spot before it is taken by the modern casual player.

<@RandomDigits> Oh cool new map, rate wasn't me
<Prestiege> Only other person would've been Kool... or a NUMA dweller

NUMA dweller by Paradox- November 5, 2012

nutra-sweet daddy 

n. 1. An older male with enough money to coax a girl into staying with him, but not enough to ensure the girl is pretty.

2. Can not afford enough sugar to be a sugar daddy.

"The nutra-sweet daddy picked up his participant button bride from the discount strip-club after she got off work."

nutra-sweet daddy by Stephen Metrulas September 24, 2004

dirty Nutsa 

a ''dirty nutsa'' is when a girl or a guy is giving head to a witch and the witches dick releases magical cum inside of the persons mouth, the cum then transforms the person into an ugly animal.

dude yesterday i was watching this movie and some some guy turned into a rat while giving the dirty nutsa!

dirty Nutsa by ieathair June 19, 2022