Nutist 

A nutist is someone who plays Fortnite and thinks they are good. They tend to play tournaments only to fail. On their free time they bust a lot of nuts. They are also very redneck. They tend to fail a lot of classes in school and need to take special education classes.

Patrick is such a nutist.

Man that kid plays Fortnite so he must be a nutist.

This kid skipped writing his essay so he could play Fortnite so he is a nutist.

Nutist by Some Kind of Redneck Man December 8, 2019

Nutist 

singling out a certain type of nut.

Chelsea: I only like peanuts.
Me: You are nutist!

Nutist by Nikki Sue June 24, 2011

Closet Nudist 

someone who always hangs out naked at home or spends time in nudist places, while keeping it a secret from close family and/or friends or everyone they know.

"Why did Mike sprint away when he saw that guy at the nude beach?"
"Cuz he thought he recognized him from the neighborhood, and Mike is a total closet nudist!"

Closet Nudist by YoungNaturistsAmerica February 26, 2011

nudist 

A person that typically prefers not to wear clothes when the situation permits. Not to be confused with streaker.

If you ever meet a nudist, just look them in the eyes.

nudist by Zatu November 1, 2005

nutstradamus 

The post-nut clarity that provides a window into the future, more specifically your personal fortune.

I nutted and then immediately became nutstradamus. Only then did I know I’d be alright.

nutstradamus by Francis69 June 22, 2021

Notistic 

Not autistic.
When someone or something is the immature third grader definition of autistic but not actually autistic.

That’s so notistic!

Notistic by Mr. Twinkieface January 4, 2021

Nutstalgia

The act or pleasure from masturbating to pornography or pornographic images you have not seen for a long period of time.

(Usually directed toward internet porn where the long and somewhat never ending links to pornography make it statistically improbable to unintentionally find the same video, image, or file twice.)

Holden Caulfield felt much better about his life after feeling nutstalgia when he used the same issue of Playboy he first found the day he discovered masturbation while cleaning his boarding room's attic.

Nutstalgia by Rm327 April 20, 2010