A nutist is someone who plays Fortnite and thinks they are good. They tend to play tournaments only to fail. On their free time they bust a lot of nuts. They are also very redneck. They tend to fail a lot of classes in school and need to take special education classes.
Patrick is such a nutist.
Man that kid plays Fortnite so he must be a nutist.
This kid skipped writing his essay so he could play Fortnite so he is a nutist.
Man that kid plays Fortnite so he must be a nutist.
This kid skipped writing his essay so he could play Fortnite so he is a nutist.
by Some Kind of Redneck Man December 8, 2019
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someone who always hangs out naked at home or spends time in nudist places, while keeping it a secret from close family and/or friends or everyone they know.
"Why did Mike sprint away when he saw that guy at the nude beach?"
"Cuz he thought he recognized him from the neighborhood, and Mike is a total closet nudist!"
"Cuz he thought he recognized him from the neighborhood, and Mike is a total closet nudist!"
by YoungNaturistsAmerica February 26, 2011
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by Zatu November 1, 2005
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When someone or something is the immature third grader definition of autistic but not actually autistic.
When someone or something is the immature third grader definition of autistic but not actually autistic.
That’s so notistic!
by Mr. Twinkieface January 4, 2021
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(Usually directed toward internet porn where the long and somewhat never ending links to pornography make it statistically improbable to unintentionally find the same video, image, or file twice.)
(Usually directed toward internet porn where the long and somewhat never ending links to pornography make it statistically improbable to unintentionally find the same video, image, or file twice.)
Holden Caulfield felt much better about his life after feeling nutstalgia when he used the same issue of Playboy he first found the day he discovered masturbation while cleaning his boarding room's attic.
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