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A felt set of nuts used for photobombing, photobooths, and mocking hipsters.
Bride: "I am going to murder whomever planted the nutstaches in our photobooth."
Groom: "C'mon honey, it's good ol' fashioned fun. I mean seriously, Rachel is meant to have a pair of nuts on her face."
by Benedict Cumberstache August 07, 2015
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1. The hair grown above the nuts after a ritualistic shaving.
2. The derogatory term for one who landscapes his crotch hair.
3. The hair grown by a northwoods lumberjack.
1. Brian Ohme has a fantanstic nutstache.
2. Brian Ohme is a fucking nutstache
3. Brian "He's a Lumberjack and he's OK" Ohme is a fucking nutstache
by A Friend September 03, 2003
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A mustache on the genitals. With the penis acting as a nose, the nut stache is the pubic hair under the shaft. It also may be part of a full nut beard.
by fire man 12 March 21, 2009
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When you finish a blow job by cumming on her upper lip, like a milk mustache.
... turns out she doesn't swallow so she ended up with a Nut Stache... looked like President Taft.
by Wookieknuckle March 12, 2010
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When the hair on the top sides of your balls, just below your dick, grow so far out that when curly cued it looks like your balls have a nice little moustache.
"Fuck that man, i ain't shaving for her! im growing a nutstache, she's gonna fall in love with it and still suck me off"
by Mr Tasty May 24, 2009
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