2 definitions by Rm327
An expression of utter shock and disgust that leaves you looking like a victim from "The Ring" movies; usually from seeing or reading something really f'ed up. Sometimes caused by Shock Videos or UD definitions.
Bob was ring-faced after I forced him to watch bloody grandma porn. I thought is was funny but he hasn't been returning my phone calls.
by Rm327 April 23, 2010
The act or pleasure from masturbating to pornography or pornographic images you have not seen for a long period of time.
(Usually directed toward internet porn where the long and somewhat never ending links to pornography make it statistically improbable to unintentionally find the same video, image, or file twice.)
(Usually directed toward internet porn where the long and somewhat never ending links to pornography make it statistically improbable to unintentionally find the same video, image, or file twice.)
Holden Caulfield felt much better about his life after feeling nutstalgia when he used the same issue of Playboy he first found the day he discovered masturbation while cleaning his boarding room's attic.
by Rm327 April 20, 2010