nutista

When your about to bust a fat load

Omg I’m about to nutista!

by Billybobjr 69 August 2, 2021

Nutstalgia

The act or pleasure from masturbating to pornography or pornographic images you have not seen for a long period of time.

(Usually directed toward internet porn where the long and somewhat never ending links to pornography make it statistically improbable to unintentionally find the same video, image, or file twice.)

Holden Caulfield felt much better about his life after feeling nutstalgia when he used the same issue of Playboy he first found the day he discovered masturbation while cleaning his boarding room's attic.

by Rm327 April 20, 2010

nutstamp

To dip ballsack in ink and stamp unsuspecting victim's forehead. Can be used to replace the common slang word "teabag."

If John says that to me again i swear i'm going to nutstamp him right on the forehead.

by TMUZ March 1, 2009

Nutist

A nutist is someone who plays Fortnite and thinks they are good. They tend to play tournaments only to fail. On their free time they bust a lot of nuts. They are also very redneck. They tend to fail a lot of classes in school and need to take special education classes.

Patrick is such a nutist.

Man that kid plays Fortnite so he must be a nutist.

This kid skipped writing his essay so he could play Fortnite so he is a nutist.

by Some Kind of Redneck Man December 8, 2019

nutstache

1. The hair grown above the nuts after a ritualistic shaving.
2. The derogatory term for one who landscapes his crotch hair.
3. The hair grown by a northwoods lumberjack.

1. Brian Ohme has a fantanstic nutstache.
2. Brian Ohme is a fucking nutstache
3. Brian "He's a Lumberjack and he's OK" Ohme is a fucking nutstache

by A Friend September 3, 2003

nutstacker

Nutstacker:
1. n. A person who engages in homosexual behavior.
2. n. syn. sausage-fest
3. adj. prep. of or relating to a dirty, smelly ball-sack.

rel.
nutstack: v. Engaging in homosexual behavior related to same-sex oral sex.

1.
Person 1: "John is so gay."
Person 2: "He is such a Nutstacker."

2.
Person: "The guy to girl ratio in here sucks, its like 3 dudes to 1 girl. Such a nutstacker in here."

3.
Person: Ew what's that smell in here? Smells like a nutstacker."

by Oober Noober April 26, 2011

nutstash

pubes on a guys balls that tickles a girl nose when she gives him head

"dude, your nutstash has grown outside of your boxers.."

"omg, she sneezed about 8 times because of my nutstash"

by Tomzilla April 10, 2005