Francis69's definitions

Bonnie Blue 42

In fantasy football (especially in re-draft leagues), when a team tanks at the trade deadline and the boys are just running train on that squad with high draft picks in exchange for high asset players for the playoff push.

Bro did you see how many guys Robby unloaded at the trade deadline??

Ya man, he’s 2-8 so it makes sense that he went full Bonnie Blue 42

by Francis69 November 13, 2025

Frittatas

A nice perky pair of titties. However, this term is specifically reserved for size C or smaller.

Hey man did you see Brittany’s frittatas? They were so firm looking!

by Francis69 October 13, 2023

Scandella Effect

A widespread misconception about a sport fact or stat. It is continuously reinforced throughout time thus keeping its false belief in existence. Derives from the popular term “Mandela Effect” and is coined after long time NHL defenceman Marco Scandella

Bro how crazy is it that the US beat the soviets to win gold in lake placid?
Actually bro that was only the semi final game. They had to win one more to secure the gold
Ah damn my bad bro, total Scandella effect

by Francis69 October 13, 2023

Nut So Raven

When you bust a nut and have a ‘That So Raven’ esque premonition. Can vary in length and vividness. If the vision is too cloudy and vague, one may be susceptible of misconstruing said vision.

Dude right after I nutted I saw that the Stars won the Cup.

Bro, are you sure this isn’t a nut so Raven type scenario where you just saw Hully bury the OT winner from the past??

Nah bro, I get why you’d think that but I saw glass banger and tits McGee in my vision as well.

by Francis69 November 16, 2025

nutstradamus

The post-nut clarity that provides a window into the future, more specifically your personal fortune.

I nutted and then immediately became nutstradamus. Only then did I know I’d be alright.

by Francis69 June 22, 2021