Nowment

When you’re so fucking zen you’re in the now AND the moment.

Don’t ruin my nowment with your downer shit today.

by Donotatme May 3, 2019

Nomentum

No Momentum - no motivation to complete a task

This project is going slow to day because I have nomentum.

by WiredTiger August 26, 2003

noment

An encounter or experience that was uneventful or inconsequential. The opposite of experiencing a "moment"

I saw you talking to that person. Did you connect?

No we just had a noment.

by Jossy1203 March 4, 2023

nomentum

- When a subject, movement or political campaign has no momentum to reaching its perceived goal, usually from the very start.
- A sudden and abrupt halting to ones thrust or energy into achieving ones goal

This similar to joementum, but rather than it having the perception of momentum but not going anywhere, it is clear to everyone that it is not going anywhere from the start.

Cenk's bid to get to write literature about fraternity brothers has nomentum

by Slixx April 6, 2019

noments motice

Fuck you, it wasn’t a spelling mistake.

I’ll be there in a noments motice.

by rzBALLOON September 24, 2023

NOMentum

The momentum of an appetite continuing to grow once you have started eating.

"Wasn't that hungry before, now that I've had a nom, I could keep nomming. I have NOMentum."

by ctown_enigma October 21, 2011

nomment

A comment on when a teacher announces a new subject, and somebody says something blatantly obvious about the subject. It is a useless comment.

Teacher: "This week we will be studying amphibians"
Student: "Frogs are amphibians!"
This is a nomment

by (=_=) May 2, 2017